Well, we've had it!

Our time has come! We the writer's of Pimprig have taken over. We will no longer accept the authority of so-called moderators! We will no longer accept the tyrannical censorship of our work!

We have taken the keys to the kingdom. We have changed all the passwords to PR and as Glitterkill and DuckWarrior are at Comdex, powerless and alone, we have absolute authority!

Special thanks to Comrade Big Akita for his role in all this (getting the passwords, locking down the server). Also, for commiting our first act of power as the new regime... that will be the banishment of "RPAHCTTOG".

We refuse to surrender until our demands are met.

We have each written a list of our demands, and if they are not met, we will continue our strangle-hold of PR's server!

MY DEMANDS!

1. I want unlimited upload space! I'm sick of trying to wedge pictures in with a shoehorn!

2. I want caffeine! Lots of it! And none of that wussy-ass "Folgers" crap. I want a case of Bawls at my door every Monday morning and a case of Red Bull every Friday night!

3. I want two,20-year-old love slaves with perfect measurements (and by perfect, I want a couple extra minutes on the top of an hourglass figure)... Garbed in black cat-suits and able to "relax" me after a hard day of writing for you people!

4. I want a company car! I'm sick of waiting for my POS to break down!

5. Agent Lokie is sending a picture our way of our "beloved" ex-dictators after their dethroning... I want a frame.

6. I want a a bowl of those little mini-butterfinger bars... How's a guy supposed to write without sugar?!?

7. I want a vacation once a year. Someplace with attractive girls in bikinis and the smell of coconut oil!

8. I want a PR T-Shirt dammit!

9. We want to start reviewing games! Good games!

10. I want a kiddy pool filled with pudding... what I do with it is my (and my two love slaves) business!

If our demands are met, we will negotiate the release of PR's server.

This is the PR Commentary Party, we will not rest until our demands are met!

Comrade Kayin will now continue with HIS demands.

VIVA THE REVOLUTION!

Arghh Billy!
Send me some more Noobs...We done broke the last one

Mutiny on the Internet...Gotta be a first for a modding sight

Hey, while ya got the keys, send me some goodies too

Quote: 3. I want two,20-year-old love slaves with perfect measurements (and by perfect, I want a couple extra minutes on the top of an hourglass figure)... Garbed in black cat-suits and able to "relax" me after a hard day of writing for you people!

good luck on that one! ive been tryign to get that one since i was in high school!

hehe this reminded me of this simpsons quote

Quote: Homer: No TV and no beer make Homer something something. Marge: Go crazy? Homer: Don't mind if I do!

Brandon Cisneros

Love the avatar Dark!

I have successfully taken control of the servers, so PR is ours.

I would like to thank you for the "incentive" to join the insurgence. It will be put to good use.

My demands:

We should get rid of the least popular members. Instead of the caption competition, every week I'd pick the 6 or so people I like least, and we'd have a vote. The most unpopular hoe gets booted, their account deleted & their ISP blocked. Of course, some weeks we wouldnÂ’t need a vote, eh rpahcttog?

Redistribution of wealth, specifically a FroggieGirl timeshare - I want her on Christmas eve to _peel my sprouts_

A time machine, and a volunteer to go back & persuade Buffy the Vampire Slayer _not_ to get that nose job (should be an easy job – just show her a picture of Michael Jackson)

Staff members should produce a new rig at least every 6 months (or at least have one in the works) to prove they're worthy. No new rig, bye bye staff position.

FTP access to the Pimprig server so I can host p0rn to supplement my income.

Uhh.. I'd like to add that staff should be allowed to build what-ever rig to impress the masses, free of charge (I'm heading into car and student loan payments... cut a guy some slack!)

May I be your servant, leader?
Haven't had so much fun since the gf.

Wow......Ummmmm.....I really dont know what to say. I mean, I think its great that some things are being changed, but at the same time.....Mutiny? I mean I seriously hope you guys are joking, because I dont want to loose some of the best members PR has ever had when GK sees this.

Good luck I suppose

rpahcttog is officially banned.

We have control now neo, GK has no say.

Well, every revolution needs a spiritual leader. I am an active Christian but i have studied Zen Buddhism to Shintoism. Let me know if hte job is needed

You may have control of the server, but GK still OWNS the rights to the website.

Quote: Originally posted by BigAkita rpahcttog is officially banned. We have control now neo, GK has no say.

sounds like a line right out of the matrix BA haha.

-decog

Wow neo settle down lmao

lol dark good job I might be able to send you some coffee in the mail PM me

This thread feels so h4x0rz lol Not shure why tho

Neo, just relax... let the next few days unfold. Peace and love. Out with the bad, in with the good. Other assorted cliches'...

dunno if this idea is so hot....

cant decide if it seems like...

or

Viva La Revolution!!!


That's all I've got...

umm, yea..

bye no

Hey Dark, you on AIM?

I'm utterly speechless. What am I supposed to say about this whole situation?

Neo, I'm on MSM. If you want to hit me there: darksamurai@angelfire.com

Otherwise, I can PM you my E-mail address...