No quiz like a short quiz that will tell you everything you need to know 'bout yourself!

I was going to do a full survey with radio buttons, etc... but "The Man" said no...

Anyway!

Question 1:

Your best friend owes you money. He's owed it to you for awhile, and you really need it back. Despite the fact you've asked for it repeatedly, he hasn't coughed up. How do you collect?

A. I CAP his ass. Bitch owed me money!

B. Go on "Springer" and try to make the audience make him see the error of his ways.

C. I tell him I want the money, or something is going to happen... something evil. Probably to his car.

D. Ask for the money AGAIN. Maybe he'll come through this time.

E. Forgive the debt, the friendship is more important.

Question 2:

You come home from work to find your wife in bed with another woman. What do you do?

A. Cap those bitches! Dissin' me like that!

B. Go on Sally Jessie and try to get the audience's sympathy.

C. Thank God for a dream come true and jump on in!

D. Get a Divorce. She must not have loved you anyway...

E. Seperate. Tell her to figure out what it is she wants 'cause you're not comfortable with such an unmoral relationship.

Question 3:

Your car breaks down in a bad neighborhood. There isn't a tow truck available for the next five hours and the Cab company refuses to pick you up where you broke down, so you have to make it seven blocks on foot to a better area. What do you do?

A. I got my Gat! Nobody better mess wit' me!

B. Call somebody, ANYBODY for help.

C. Wait in the car, bad neighborhood or not, it's YOUR ride and there ain't no way you're gonna leave it to the looters.

D. End up getting mugged. Lose your wallet, your suit, your watch and the cab company won't pick you up 'cause you look like a pervert. End up walking to a police precinct in the rain. Figure on never seeing your car again.

E. Call every cab company in the book. Failing that, try the pizza boy to see if he can give you a ride out. It's not prudent to stay in a bad area.

Question 4.

Your Grandmother is in the hospital and has been for some time. You're gettin' grief from your family about not visiting her enough, even though she's unconscious... Your family is meeting with the doctors to pull the plug, but you have two tickets to see "DeathTongue" on the same day. What do you do?

A. Grandma used to hit me as a kid, up hers! I'm off to go kick it!

B. Go, their opinion of you is important.

C. See if you can schedule to do both. Grandma woulda wanted it that way. Hell, you bought her their last CD for her birthday!

D. Don't go to either. You'd feel bad if you were having a good time when she died, but you don't want to be there for that.

E. Go and lend a supporting shoulder for the family to cry on.

Question 5.

You want to hang out and watch "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut"... however, your wife's sister is coming over with her three kids who are 8, 10 and 13. What do you do?

A. Shut up and sit down! We're watching South Park! Ahhhhh!

B. Try to be cool by letting the kids watch South Park.

C. Watch another cartoon a little less offensive. Your wife's sister is a little too religious to let her kids tell them Uncle Bob is $#@&ing cool and she's a &*^% *&^%^$% ^%&$!

D. Your wife doesn't like you watching South Park anyway. It's okay... maybe later...

E. Mingle with the adults, let the kids watch Nick-toons, and watch it later that night.


YOUR EMOTIONAL MATURITY:

Total up the As, Bs, etc... then look at the key below!

A: Boody hell, get some anger management and stop watchin' "Gangsta" flicks.

B. You care too much about people's opinions. Get a spine!

C. You're warped... however, you've balanced it out with SOME maturity. Probably the best emotional mix... we've all got a few issues.

D. I've had more aggressive lap dogs! You're a WIMP! Watch some "Conan" (no, not that wuss on late-night), go kill something weak and stop whining!

E. You're a little too responsible. Life isn't supposed to be that straight laced. Go to the beach, and drink some tourist-trap drink out of a coconut! Live a little already!

A mix of C's & E's for me ... Much as I respect your scientific creditentials DS, I'm not worried

A's and C's. I need more weapons.

woohoo straight C's baby

I answered straight F's, None of the above.

I have privacy issues.

All Es. Where did I go wrong in life?!

Im WARPED! how did that happen?

My heart is all about the "A's" and "C's" but the Warden says all "E's" or else!!

The radio buttons would have been sweet but oh well.

All e's dam I'm to nice.