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Well over in the first part of this weeks funnies, we saw the Ape Dance...and then The Ape Dance 2...

Thanks to Lord Dragon...

I bring to you The Badger Dance!

Here is the second part of "High Tech Computer Sales Jargon - Explained"


RE-DESIGNED - Previous faults corrected, we hope....

HAND-CRAFTED - Assembly machines operated without gloves on.

PERFORMANCE PROVEN - Will operate through the warranty period.

MEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours.

ALL SOLID-STATE - Heavy as Hell!.

BROADCAST QUALITY - Gives a picture and produces noise.

HIGH RELIABILITY - We made it work long enough to ship it.

SMPTE BUS COMPATABILE - When completed, will be shipped by Greyhound.

NEW GENERATION - Old design failed, maybe this one will work.

MIL-SPEC COMPONENTS - We got a good deal at a government auction.

CUSTOMER SERVICE ACROSS THE COUNTRY - You can return it from most airports.

UNPRECEDENTED PERFORMANCE - Nothing we ever had before worked THIS way.

BUILT TO PRECISION TOLERANCES - We finally got it to fit together.

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED - Manufacturers, upon cashing your check.

MICROPROCESSOR CONTROLLED - Does things we cant explain.

LATEST AREOSPACE TECHNOLOGY - One of our techs was laid off by Boeing.

Another one from Lord Dragon!

This could either make your day...or even break it

a lil animation of...I love you...you're better than ice cream

Wasn't that badger dance posted in a thread somewhere recently?

Brandon Cisneros

Hm...it might have been. not 100% sure though.

I'm sure everything gets reposted after a certain amount of time lol

What did the blond say when her boyfriend blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill, honey.


There were two brunettes in the front of a truck, and three blonds in the back. They rolled off a cliff into the ocean. The brunettes survived, but the blonds died. Why?

They couldn't get the tailgate open.


Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?


Because they go answer the door.

Big props to my buddy Ian for this one:

Daddys Call

Hello?

"Hi honey, this is Daddy"... Is your Mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Oh yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy right now."

"Uh, Okay, then.....here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank
that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!"

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.

"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?" he asks.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and fell down the stairs
and she's not moving any more."

"Oh no...and what about Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool....but he must have
forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit
the bottom of the swimming pool and he's not moving either."

**** long pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??? Is this 597-7039?"

Quote: Originally posted by IronSerif Well over in the first part of this weeks funnies, we saw the Ape Dance...and then The Ape Dance 2... Thanks to Lord Dragon... I bring to you The Badger Dance!

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