I ain't talkin' political correctness either. It seems every day I get asked a computer related question, I guess I just have such l33t qualities all who see me knows... that or half my t-shirts are Intel or nVidia. I've come to a few conclusions, first and most importantly - there are to many n00bs in the world. The only good n00blet is a fragged n00blet.

Remember - you need to make sure there is at lest one l33t word in your posts. It marks you as a man that knows what's up. N00blets will know teh internet pimp slap is bound to hit them if they play a fool and go up against you. If n00blet makes you eat crow, it's obviously because they edited wikipedia to make it look like they're right. Declare hax!

If anyone asks you for hardware advise, tell them to get hardware that totals in excess of 5,000 dollars. They'll either A) think you know what's up.. because frankly you do B) run away in fear of sticker shock C) ask you to suggest something cheaper. A and B result in them shutting up which rocks, means talking less n00b. If C happens, smack them upside the head and tell em they're not worthy of your advise then.

If you're going to mod - remember to F' it up right. Make that case your bitch. It'll either turn out or it'll be a molten pile of crap when you're done with it. Or in my case, molten pile of crap AND half my tools go out with it.... but anyways. Both results are something to brag about. "What's that ugly piece of metal keeping the door open?" "Ohh that was a case mod I was attempting. Damn cheap steel/aluminum couldn't take my l33t skills"

When discussing operating systems - remember it's all crap. OSX? For sissy boys. Linux? For people that never get laid. Microsoft products? For poor bastards that'd probably pay people to mug them. If anyone asks you what operating system you use - tell em you use OpenBSD. It's so secure the aliens cannot hax0r your computer anymore and see your p0rn.... erm hackers cannot see your finances... that's it.


When discussing the internet, someone will mention p0rn. Correct them and tell them it's for pr0n and w00t and w00t wine. Silly n00bs and their retail wine.

I hope this helps. Keep it frosty out there.

Iateronmly.

Rofl, if I had read this a year ago I woulda' ran to the hills with me tale between my legs lol!

Hahaha, that's awesome.

jo0 hav teh l33t funneh powah!

Funny Iat!

"Ohh that was a case mod I was attempting. Damn cheap steel/aluminum couldn't take my l33t skills"

So that is why my cases usually turn out like cr@p! I need to get tougher cases...

E

ROFLMAO!

... and he need tougher tools.

Quote: Originally Posted by DickNervous ROFLMAO! ... and he need tougher tools.

I've moved up to 3/4" air tools now.

W00T 1337 5k1\_Z FTW!1111!!!!111

Quote: Originally Posted by Iateronmly I've moved up to 3/4" air tools now.

Keep it up man--I'm making sh** loads of money off my tool stocks.

Politically correct /= Iateronmly. Gotta love it!

Please tell me where you nabbed this from:

"If n00blet makes you eat crow, it's obviously because they edited wikipedia to make it look like they're right. Declare hax!"

Im 100% sure i've read that somewhere else in the last week or two... serious de ja vue.

When are you getting up here so you can fix and finish all my half ass projects? Nice write up!

Quote: Originally Posted by Dex Please tell me where you nabbed this from: "If n00blet makes you eat crow, it's obviously because they edited wikipedia to make it look like they're right. Declare hax!" Im 100% sure i've read that somewhere else in the last week or two... serious de ja vue.

Me too, reflux quoted Iateronmly in his sig.

Quote: Originally Posted by Dex Please tell me where you nabbed this from: "If n00blet makes you eat crow, it's obviously because they edited wikipedia to make it look like they're right. Declare hax!" Im 100% sure i've read that somewhere else in the last week or two... serious de ja vue.

You read Reflux's sig more often than DD obviously. I mean who else would say something like that other than me?

Ahaha, thats it. Please Master, forgive me. How could I have ever thought Dave could come up with something so l337. |-|3'$ $U(|-| 4 |\|00B!

I probably did come up with it, maybe Iat came over here one night and fed me full of crazy weak american beer and started recording. He probably gets all his best lines from me that way.

Quote: Originally Posted by reflux I probably did come up with it, maybe Iat came over here one night and fed me full of crazy weak american beer and started recording. He probably gets all his best lines from me that way.

I cannot believe you'd say that... I've got a schedule and no time to use sissy beer, I just reinforce your coffee with Chopin vodka.

Vodka is for girls. Little cissy ones, put a mans drink in his coffee

Quote: Originally Posted by reflux I probably did come up with it, maybe Iat came over here one night and fed me full of crazy weak american beer and started recording. He probably gets all his best lines from me that way.

ZOMG J00 hardcore drinker Dave, hard to believe you turned down some uber strength english beer from Mr Gray the other day . I think Dex has the right idea, i'm sure you would be hilarious if we put some absinthe in your, erm, tap water. Not that i'm extracting the urine or anything.


Am i the only one that chuckles when i look at a clock and notice that it's 13:37?

Quote: Originally Posted by hellF1re ZOMG J00 hardcore drinker Dave, hard to believe you turned down some uber strength english beer from Mr Gray the other day . I think Dex has the right idea, i'm sure you would be hilarious if we put some absinthe in your, erm, tap water. Not that i'm extracting the urine or anything.

Yeah, watch out Biatch, I'll mod you faster than an Oliver Broughton mood change

Quote: Am i the only one that chuckles when i look at a clock and notice that it's 13:37?

No, because it is hilarious. J-Dogg was so proud of reaching 1337 rep points, he made a whole thread on it, gloating about how 1337 he was. I laughed my soX0rz off.

http://forums.pcapex.com/anything_go...33-j_dogg.html

Fux0r j00, hax!