Okay... so there are some heavily caffeinated pimps here... Hell, some of you have tar coffee for blood!

Still, how much of a junkie are you? Take the test!!!

1. It's been six hours since you've had any caffeine. Describe your mood.

A. I'm fine. Really.

B. Sort of tired... maybe a little anxious to go get a cup of joe.

C. Trembling and crying.

D. Frantic, asking why God has forsaken you!

2. You've got a real chance to get ahead at work, but you need to put in some overtime! How much caffeine do you need to pull you through a 24 hour shift?

A. A pot of coffee and I'm soarin' high!

B. Four triple-shot lattes and I'm soarin' high!

C. A pot of coffee, 4 triple shot espressos, Trucker's
Strength "No Doze", a pack of Caffeinated mints and a bottle of "Bawls"

D. A pot of coffee, 4 triple shot espressos, Trucker's Strength "No Doze", a pack of Caffeinated mints, 5 Red Bulls, 12 "Frappacinos", 5 bottles of "Bawls" and a cherry coke to "come down on".

3. You've decided you need to cut back if you're going to live to see your next birthday. What does your "easing off" look like?

A. I've switched from coffee to herbal tea!

B. I've switched from espresso to "Folgers"

C. I've switch from a case of Red Bulls a day to Coke

D. I CAN FEEL MY SKIN CRAWLING! THERE ARE BUGS ON ME, GET 'EM OFF! FOR THE LOVE OFGOD, GET 'EM OFF!!!

4. Your coworkers have organized an intervention. You:

A. cry and say you had no idea you were so far into your caffeine habit.

B. Tell 'em you'll THINK about cutting back

C. Lie. That's what crack junkies do! Just learn to "hide" your habit from plain sight!

D. "TO HELL WITH YOU! TO HELL WITH ALL OF YOU! You're blocking the coffee pot! *SLURP* I'm sorry, what did you guys want?"

5. You're broke. Funds for caffeine are tight. You have to make some tough decisions...

A. Quit. That stuff wasn't good for you anyway.

B. Cut WAY back. a few cups of coffee a day aren't too expensive.

C. Buy the generic versions of your favorite stuff and hope to ride out the storm.

D. Sell your body on the street corner to cover the shortfall!


ANSWER KEY:

Add up the numbers of "A's", "B's", etc... then check the key below.

A: You're a caffeine WIMP! You'd bail on it in a second if it weren't trendy! Go back to your beamer yuppie!

B: Making a conscious effort to keep your addiction alive... You're still a quiter though.

C: Perfect level for the computer user! Touch my coffee cup and die! Still, there's enough of a realist in you to not let it TOTALLY own you!

D: You'd sell your best friend into slavery for a case of "Bawls". Congratulations! You may now claim yourself as a caffeine superhero, and may rag on any of those who can't match your consumption.

lmao, i love that, i am a C. i think i was pretty close to D though
:-P

I'm all D, and verging worse. There's no caffeine IV option...

Even the "A" options are too strong for me ... decaf eveything

yes, leave girly-man. this is for the real men. :p j/k
I'm usually an A-B, but when I get started... A whole case!! I would've enslaved them for just one frickin' bottle.

1. B, 2.C, 3.D, 4.D, 5.C....lol Im tied between C and D..whatch out!!

psssst, hey do0d, got beans, pure beans- not that Jaun Valdez sh!t, I want da kine, I got cash! ...how much for a key? This better be the shzit or me and the Bros "WILL" be back...
What nobody else scores their coffee like that?...'cmon manup for the kind!! You know there's always a pot on...and you just love the last cup that should be three.
Anybody else wana get up and kill to get rid of that "lack of caffine" headache ?

1. B
2. D
3. C
4. D
5. C

Well the test says I'm tied between C & D but all of my friends, family, and co-workers all know that I am a caffeine feind.

1. B, 2. C, 3. C, 4. D, 5. C. i think I did good considering I took this test after a cut back from 2 pots of coffee a day.

D,D,D,D,D
bllblblblblblblblblblb(madly shaking head back and forth)
(turning as blue as a bottle of bawls)
NEED CAFFINE!

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion

Quote: Originally posted by Jonny English Even the "A" options are too strong for me ... decaf eveything

Even tea? I like Earl Grey but i'll drink Djarling.

Quote: Originally posted by insaneferret It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion

A Java Mentat!

Quote: Originally posted by Lord Dragon Even tea? I like Earl Grey but i'll drink Djarling.

Yup

This quiz reminds me of Tweak from Southpark. His parents own a coffee shop so he grew up drinking coffee, for those that dont know. Basically he is always paranoid and twitches lmao. Southpark is great. Anyways I score a B I am not a coffee guy but I do like my sodas to keep me up. Always off to the store to buy Mountain Dew.

Dude... Tweak rules! The bit with the underwear gnomes was one of my favorite eps!

Quote: Originally posted by Darksamurai Dude... Tweak rules! The bit with the underwear gnomes was one of my favorite eps!

HAHAHAHA Fo sho man!

I don't see any options for triple latte enema fans - is that close 'nuff for "D" or a new catagory "E" for a sick twisted "D"?