Yes folks... Darksamurai's space emporium is now for sale! Everything must go!

This post could be filled with shoe, coffee and car ads just as soon as I get a massive check for my non-existant services! In fact, you write the ad and post it... I'll slap on the official "DarkSamurai Seal of Approval" for whatever crap you want to jockey and by the sheer fame of the main DS man, you'll tap into my cool network of peers who are itching to buy your cheap, overpriced, tacky crap.

In fact, just tattoo a "Zingular" icon on my eyeball so I can see in Zingular vision (or should one say single-ocular vision after getting one eye tattooed?), and everyone I wink at will be sure to make sure to wonder what the hell is wrong with you people!!!

Yes, I'm selling out! In fact, you could be an official sponsor of the Darksamurai Olympics*! Our champions will look GREAT splashed on your billboard or business. It's just that easy! Get a couple of easy-looking women to push their goodies up and get close, and I'm sure you'll see a multiple digit return!

No low is too low to go!


*- DarkSamurai Olympics to be hosted in 2078... premium seating availale now!!!


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BTW: Ever think there is too many damn ads in the world?

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WAY too many.

ADD: This is what happens when too much work and school kill one's brain. It gets to pondering the obvious!

Ads? I think I've completely tuned them all out, at this point... probably a good thing. :p