If PR was a country, and we wanted to send a team to the Olympics, what events could we win gold in? And who would we get to represent us?



HereÂ’s my Top 10 Hoe-lympic Sports:

1 - Beach volleyball: DuckWarrior;

2 - Staring competition: BigAkita. Can you see him backing down & being the first to blink?

3 - Tag Team Wrestling: Lokie & lokies_mum. IÂ’ve seen brick outhouses less well built than Lokie, and I bet lokies_mum wouldnÂ’t be adverse to a quick use of the knee when the refÂ’s not looking

4 – Hang Gliding, Parascending, etc: Coelacanth. With his knowledge of airflow, he’s bound to make a great pilot;

5 – Fencing: Darksamurai;

6 – Street racing: ducati748R;

7 – Sock Throwing: Kenny;

8 – Rock Climbing: Scapegoat. C’mon, a goat, he’s got to know his way up & down a mountain. What? I didn’t say anything about Ana’ !

9 – Gymnastics: The_Lost_Monkey;

10 – Luge: me ! Well, it’d be a laugh … and, like in bobsleigh, your bones never break…



I realise most of these “sports” are not official Olympic events … why not write to the IOC & suggest them.

thats a great list jonny . and i'm not saying that it is great just because i'm in it or any thing llike that ...but it did sway my opinion.

the sports do reflect the people well or vise versa.
oh yea keep up the good work.

There are only two rules to luging. Go fast and try not to die.

Quote: Originally posted by HoJo There are only two rules to luging. Go fast and try not to die.

Like the skiing advice from Better Off Dead...

"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

Truer words were never spoken.

I can see me there now, "What do you MEAN I'm disqualified for crippling Fritz? Oh... you're not allowed to kick people in the knee? Well, when he comes to, give him my apologies I guess..."

I wanna join Dark's fencng team...

Hey, what about cooking? That should be an event, too, cuz between us pimps, there will be lots of running to the bathroom cuz of our (#i1i!

Hey, I'd like to be part of the Unruly computer/Skeet shooting competetion.

Darksamurai, fencing? Perhaps you mean kendo? Fencing and kendo are apples and oranges.

Compared me with a brick outhouse? Thanks i think

Lokie can hit them high and I CAN hit them low

11. Marksmanship : boihazardpc