Edit: CLOSED TO NEW ENTRIES

Since we had so many great entries last week, I thought rather than just announce a winner, IÂ’d institute a points system & award points down to eighth place, and carry those points forward into future rounds.


I’ll find some sort of prize for the eventual winner (no idea what yet), who’ll also be crowned “PR World Champeen Caption Writer”.

No idea how many rounds either … ‘till we get sick of it, I guess.


A reminder of last weeksÂ’ pic:


The results:
10 points for first place: AntiM
“Man, you need to update your wardrobe DarkSamurai, those bell bottoms are like so last week”.
“Just shut up and hand me another water balloon quick. I see DuckWarrior's convertible”.

8 points for second place: Im_gumby
"Come, boy. See for yourself. From here you will witness the final destruction of the alliance and the end of your insignificant rebellion."

6 points for third place: ZENNZZO
“Now son, this is where all the l337 hackers go when they get caught...Don't get caught...”

5 points for fourth place: Fantazmic2 "I really wish he wouldnÂ’t turn his back to me when I'm talking, but he does have a nice A$$";
4 points for fifth place: Hurt Me Plenty "Hork TUI! Wo HO! got' em";
3 points for sixth place: Darksamurai Dude... from the back, your head kinda looks like a crash test dummy!;
2 points for seventh place: FeRaL "If I can't get a job here, something is definitely wrong..." "Well, for your sake Dark, I hope you're right." ;
1 point for eighth place: none.

If that points system seems familiar, it’s because I’ve “borrowed” it from Formula One (note for US citizens – that’s like Champ car racing… only the cars turn right as well as left ).

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So, onto this weeks’ contest. As before, post a witty caption for the pic below (no vulgarity or profanity). The more double entendres, surreal humour & gags about PR members the better. Spoonerisms (like “cupid stunt" ) are optional.

Edit: Please ! No more vibrator / p3n1s enlarger / butt plug gags!

You can enter as many times as you like, but only your “best” entry (IMO) will count.

The pic:


Example: “Frankly, I’m ticked off, Luke. They said this movie was going to be in colour”.

"So, Ben .. do REALLY think this thing will get my rig a '10' on PR?"

Ben: " Your father wanted you to have this when you got older."
Luke: " You knew my father !"
Ben: " Yes he was my apprentice for a time."
Luke: "Tell me what happened to him?"
Ben: "Well, I always told him not to run with his light saber lit, and then one day he......
Luke: Yes, go on?"
Ben: Lets just say he got it in the Dark Side of the Force.....

"You said you got this out of my mother's dressor drawer Ben? Why is it vibrating?"

"This is way cool Ben, Whats this switch here?" Looks closer " low, med,high....and The force will be with you?"

BannannaBoy"Look I found the best CC ever, It slices , it dices and will make my rig glow!!.....now I just need a cool rig like the guys in PimpRig have"
B-Boy's dad" You just cut your computer into three pieces,I'm not buying you another one."

err.. you should probably wash that before you start playing around with it

"Luke, please put my DeathStar pen1s pump(tm) back in the cabnet"

Ben: Nice Scwhartz Luke...a little small.
Luke: It's not the size of your Scwhartz, it's how you use it.
Ben: *cough* b00shee7 *cough*
By the way, next Halloween I get the Karate Kid costume and you can go as Mother Theresa.

Oh, you shouldn't have. A battery powered ear wax remover! You always seem to find the perfect gifts.

Luke: "No way old man, I think you've gone crazy from being out here alone in the badlands too long. There is no way you can completely vaporize someone with one of these..."

Ben: "You don't believe me now Luke but give me a day or two and I'll show you..."

Ben - "Look Luke, see how shiny this is? Now why don't you go run along and play with it while I finish watching The Bridge on the River Kwai."

Luke - "Honestly! I was just walking through the kitchen, and Aunt Beru had spilt some of that damn blue milk... I didn't see it, and before I could do anything..."

Ben - "Whatever you say, Luke. Next time, try and be a little more carefull about what you 'slip and fall' on."

Luke - "But it really happened like that!"

Ben - "I'm not going to do this a third time"

"So it will add 3 inches in a month, I'll take it"

Luke: *looks into the end*
Ben: "I wouldn't do that if I were you..."
Luke: *hits button*

*WHOOSH!!!*

Luke: "MY EYE!!!! MY EYE!!!! MY EYE!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAARrrrrrrgggghghhhhh......." *thump*

Luke - "How do you change the color of this thing?"

Ben - "Dunno, ask ClowN"

Luke - "Will it lag?"

Ben - "Not enough for you to notice, but it will void the warranty"

Uhhh, Ben... this looks like it was made for "Leia". I don't think I need a "Personal Massager", but thanks for thinking of me...

Wow! My very own curling iron!

Luke: "The Super Force Sensative Ion P3nis Pump"?!?

Ben: Kid, I've yet to run into anyone who didn't need one of those.

Luke: Oh....no wonder you've been here alone for so long.

....sigh......
My mom and dad went to Allderon and all I got was this battery power'd glow stick.