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Funnies: Week of 10-26-03 part II 
29-October-03, 11:53 AM
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| Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah!  |  Top Ten Signs you are too old to be trick or treating: 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balanc eand fall over. 6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. 1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live. | |
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29-October-03, 11:55 AM
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| Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah! | Investing: If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Miller (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is my new retirement program, I call it my 401-Keg program | |
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29-October-03, 12:33 PM
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| Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah! | And one more before we get busy at work... It's a flash on the truth behind all those E-mail spam and chain letters. This is tooo funny  http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net...p-soapbox4.swf | |
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31-October-03, 12:52 PM
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| Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah! | Well since last night was moving night....and we saw lotsa pumpkins smashed everywhere.... check out http://www.extremepumpkins.com/ for some extreme pumpkin carvings! They have a big'ol photo gallery. | |
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31-October-03, 12:52 PM
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| Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah! | Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo... Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin... Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos... Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test? To see if she was his type... Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? He had no body to dance with... What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi... How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch... How can you tell when a window is scared? They get shudders... What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire? Toasty ghosty... Who does a ghoul fall in love with? His ghoul friend... | |
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