Ahh I didn't get to see Scary Movie 3 this weekend! Can't believe it, hopefully we can find some time this week to see it. Halloween is right around the corner, woo hoo!! In other news, the Marlins beat the Yankees.



On to the funnies! Enjoy

No better way to start the weekly funnies off other than with a flash-based 1st person shooter game!

This is sorta like Counter Strike...but more simplified, and I don't think the targets shoot back.

Still intense though!

Camper-Strike!

I quit when I ran out of ammo..haha

We saw the Italian Job again earlier this week, so in honor of the movie, time to play a lil motoring course racing game on the Miniusa website!

This is pretty addicticting actually, I spent like 20 mins playing at work today!

Race those mini coopers!

Click on the motoring course racing game at the bottom right.

Chiara, if you're reading...this one's for you

So it looks like this web page isn't in English...BUT I'm willing to bet a large amount of money (or at least this pile of pennies in front of me) that somewhere on this page is the word GUNDAM.

Maybe it's just the half dozen pictures of this big gundam thing in someone's back yard.

Check it out!!

Who needs a guard dog when you have one of these things?

So sticking with this Asian theme we have going here, found this lil video clip of what seems to be a game show of some sort? Anyways, it's of a girl with a basket ball, and someone dressed up as her shadow immitating her. Pretty wild.
Caution this has a direct pop up that is not for younger eyes!!
Click here to view the clip

I don't know, between this and the Gundam thing I don't know how much more I can handle...

Ladies & Gentlemen, I think we need to take a moment of silence here for a few mins and observe would could be one of the greatest innovative products of our time.

I don't know how to explain it, but I think it deserves the title of "Super Toilet Accessory"

I bring to you...The Washlet C100

Totally great...

So after all that excitement, I think we need another flash game!

This is pretty cool in your face action game here! This is hard to explain...cause its a cross between some classic arcade games and maybe Hello Kitty?

You're some Hello Kitty looking cartoon character that shoots things...

Can't go wrong with that

Play Sky Attack!

Since Halloween is right around the corner, I guess we should throw in some Halloween funnies!

Here are some quick jokes:


What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...


What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...

Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...


Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher...

How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
He turns into a bat every night...

How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes...

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo...

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist...

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos...

What kind of music do ghosts listen to?
Sheet music...

What's a monster's favorite bean?
A human bean...

A little boy is dressed as a pirate captin for Halloween. He knocks on the door of a house and a lady answers.

She says "Well, well little boy, what are you supposed to be?"

He says "I am a pirate captain".

She says "Well--where are your buccaneers?"

He says "Right here under my bucken hat."

Iron...you might want to remove the Basketball Link...I got a porn pop up!

the shadow thing was awesome lmao

edit: and fanta, u know u liked the popup

Not when my Fiance saw it! Plus, those without pop-up blockers and children around should be warned.

Not quite Gundam, but...



http://www.wizkidsgames.com/mwdarkag...984&frame=news

Quick REviews
Movie time

Scary Movie 3 - **** out of 5
Funny as hell but very pointless.
No stream plot or real focus but just funny as he\\


Kill Bill - ***** out of 5
Best violant action movie i'v seen in a while.
Most violant and Adult like movie out now.
No nudity just extreme blood spray
and ANIME Violance. SWEET.
See it now!

Radio *** out of 5
Good one to take the faimly to.
Its like remeber the Titans with a Retarded Black guy.
Has a great story and Cuba puts on a great proformance.
See it if you like football Storys.

See you all at the movies

I edited that link its worth seeing but the popup is not!!
I leave it up to iron to delet or not.

Quote: Originally posted by Fantazmic2 Iron...you might want to remove the Basketball Link...I got a porn pop up!

Thanks for the heads up bro!

Thanks for coverin me Lokie

Nice quick reviews AFM!

I haven't had a chance to see any of those movies yet but Scary movie 3 is a definite this week and Kill bill is a definite sometime in november lol!

A new in-car gadget can change red traffic lights to green. Talk about causing some havoc

while taking a quick break from studying tonight, I found this lil article about how A fake armored car guard stole $100,000 from Wal-Mart.

Wish I would have thought of that

Shark Tank: DIMM sum


The standard amount of memory in PCs at this company is 256MB, reports
a pilot fish working there. For most users, that's in the form of a
pair of 128MB memory modules, or DIMMs.

"But management had slightly newer machines, with a single 256MB DIMM,"
says fish.

"Then management got the idea that they deserved a RAM upgrade, since
that is the touted cure-all for everything under the sun."

Never mind that the managers' PCs don't need the extra memory. Or that
some power users really DO need more memory but can't get management
approval for the purchases.

"So what we did was push through a purchase order to buy a bunch of
512MB DIMMs, without saying where they were going to be used," fish
says. "Management, of course, assumed that they would be getting the
new DIMMs."

Instead, when the new memory arrives, IT support staffers quietly
install it in the PCs of power users -- two DIMMs each, bringing their
machines up to a full gigabyte of memory.

And the two memory modules that come out of each of those users' PCs?

"We took the 128MB DIMMs to the managers' offices," says fish, "and
showed them that their single DIMMs were being replaced by TWO DIMMs --
which made the managers very happy."

Better still, it frees up a new batch of 256MB memory modules from the
managers' machines, which means a few more power users' PCs can be
upgraded.

When all the DIMM switching is done, the managers are very pleased,
fish says. "Their machines apparently ran so much better with a pair of
128MB DIMMs than with a single 256.

"And they REALLY liked the way the IT staff -- apparently without
spending any money -- got the power users to stop whining for more
RAM."