Well gang... at one point or another, you know it's time to get out more. And by out, I mean with like... other people.

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU NEED TO GET OUT MORE (A LOT MORE!)

1. You're in horrible shape... but you've still got one, very well muscled arm...

2. Your home, computer desktop and bathroom, is a shrine to Jenna Jameson.

3. The company that makes "Vaseline" has sent you coupons as a "Valued Customer".

4. You've actually forgone actual dating in favor of trying out your new "inflatable" date or cyber-sex.

5. When you leave the house, people are either shocked, or ask you when you moved in 'cause they don't remember ever having seen you.

6. You're good friends with the pizza boy 'cause you tip him with videos you've seen one too many times.

7. You've seen your own picture on a milk-carton.

8. You can't remember your phone number, but you can rattle off a thousand URLs of quality porn.

9. You're pretty sure you've gone where no man has gone before!

10. You've stopped caring who the other end of cyber-sex is!

wrong....just wrong

lol i like 3, 7 and 8

Man I'm glad I got a ways to go...

Quote: Originally posted by Darksamurai 4. You've actually forgone actual dating in favor of trying out your new "inflatable" date or cyber-sex.

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Lol... 3 and 8 are really good.

11. You act too much like the character "Lazlo" from the movie "Real Genuis"

(A reclusive computer genuis hiding away from the real world in the steam tunnels of a college campus )

I don't think #10 was even an issue...

if it's a sheep on the farm, it's ok...as long as it can type...

...

Ah .... safe for the moment! (I have no idea who Jenna Jameson is)

Kros... Jenna Jameson is the queen of Porn... Usually really hot lesbo stuff.

Not that I would know of course!

Quote: Originally posted by $SOLID$ Necro 11. You act too much like the character "Lazlo" from the movie "Real Genuis" (A reclusive computer genuis hiding away from the real world in the steam tunnels of a college campus )

12. You know who Lazlo from Real Genius is without being told.

12b. ...And you know the substance that goes straight from a solid to a gas without becoming a liquid...