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I always enjoyed DarksamuraiÂ’s caption contests (+, it seems an ideal way of not having to do much once a week), so I thought IÂ’d resurrect them.

To differentiate my posts from ‘Sam’s (but mainly because I forgot to check how many he’d done before I started posting this), I’m going to use alphabetical numbering, starting with “Z”.

The rules are simple: post a witty caption for the pic below, no vulgarity or profanity, not without full asterisking anyway. Spoonerisms, double entendres and or surreal humour are _mandatory_, if you can work in a gag about another PR member, so much the better.
It’s a shot from the 2002 “Final Fantasy: the Spirits Within” animated movie, BTW.




Example: “Either we’ve suddenly become _very small_, or Taz calling this a Mini-ITX is blatant misrepresentation!”

IÂ’ll pick & announce the winner in the next compo on Friday the 31 st. No prizes, but IÂ’ll put your name down on the waiting list for a turn with the PR sock

"I really wish he would'nt turn him back to me when I'm talking, but he does have a nice A$$"

Man, you need to update your wardrobe DarkSamurai, those bell bottoms are like so last week.

Just shut up and hand me another water balloon quick. I see DarkWarrior's convertible.

"Come, boy. See for yourself. From here you will witness the final destruction of the alliance and the end of your insignificant rebellion."

Dude... from the back, your head kinda looks like a crash test dummy!

“What day is it?”
“Today?” the boy replied, “why, it’s Christmas Day!”
“Christmas Day! Then I haven’t missed it! Boy! Go down to the poulterer’s and buy me a turkey!”

Those are great !

I don't know how I'll decide - maybe I'll have to print out the thread & throw a sock at it !

ewwww!

"If I can't get a job here, something is definately wrong..."
"Well, for you sake Dark, I hope you're right."

My vote would probably go to Gumby... the d*cken's reference was a trip

ADD: Can't even say "DlCKENS"?!? lousy editor...

Quote: Originally posted by Darksamurai My vote would probably go to Gumby... the d*cken's reference was a trip ADD: Can't even say "DlCKENS"?!? lousy editor...

Yep, Gumby is certainly well versed - D|ckens _and_ ROTJ ? I'm impressed

AntiM is the current favourite though - even with the typo

"So mister Bond..."

"I just lost everything in the STOCKMARKET!!! Guess it is time to jump out the window."

"Hork TUI! Wo HO! got' em"

Quote: Hork TUI!

..so THAT's how you spell that... but if you get the TUI sound at the end, you may be a little bit of a sissy. I guess I would've gone "Haarrcchhhh THu", gives it a bit more force, but to each his/her own.

Now son, this is where all the l337 hackers go when they get caught...Don't get caught...