Didn't have enough material to make another set of funnies for the week, but did have a joke of the day

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There are three girls in a car, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, when the car suddenly breaks down. ItÂ’s miles to the nearest gas station, so the girls quickly grab supplies for the long walk. The brunette brings water, the redhead brings food, and the blonde removes one of the carÂ’s doors and brings it. When they finally arrive, the gas station attendant says to the brunette, "Why did you bring water?"

The brunette replies, "Duh, in case we get thirsty, so we can drink."

Next the gas station attendant asks the redhead why she brought food. "Duh," the redhead replied, "in case we get hungry, we can eat."

Finally he asks the blonde the question he was really curious about. "Why did you bring the car door?"

"Duh," the blonde replies, "in case we get hot, we can roll down the window."

Another good Dumb Blonde Joke!

Here's a fav of mine (slightly altered):

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To pick up his dead brother

Here is a sick Little Miss Muffet:

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her Butt
Eating her Curds and Whey
Along came a Spider
Who sat down beside her

and little Miss Muffet sprayed it with RAID!

Just figured I'd add to your fun

lol! Good stuff man