Didn't get a chance to post the Funnies last night/this morning, we went to Jasons Woods and didn't get home till 4ish. For those of you who haven't been to Jason's Woods, it's basically a very popular Haunted Attraction.

The package deal costs about $22 and includes 5 attractions. The first couple of attractions are ok, but the best attractions there was the Haunted Hay ride, Barn of Terror, and 3D carnival of fear (yes you get cheap 3D glasses ).

Well time for the funnies!

Enjoy

P.S. For those who saw House of the Dead, what did you think about the randomly placed arcade clips throughout the movie?

I had the 2nd part to the XiaoXaio Beer ad, but I can't find the link So I'll look for it later.

But until then, I found another funny beer ad!

Click here to view the clip

Talk about true friends

In the mood for some gruesome stick figure animation? Well check out this stick figure animation of Vehicle Survival Test. Basically it's a series of stick figures that attempt to stop a car from running over them.

I dont' know about you guys, but I always have cars trying to run over me as well...

Throughout the past week, I was on a search for something that could top the WiFi Bosster Spray that I posted a couple weeks back. It was a hard journey, but I believe I finally found something that is just as useful as the WiFi Booster Spray...

A 12oz Bottle of ButterFly Pee!

That's right...and I'm sure you can pick it up at Wal-Mart or K-Mart...who wouldn't want a bottle of this stuff?!?!?

This is from a buddy of mine in another forum, Thanks Wolfman!

The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store...

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting you ...(inside card) - I changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am .... (inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go .... (inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry ... (inside card) - Someone other than you.

6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age .... (inside card) - Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together, You said you'd die for me.. (inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time ... (inside card) - What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you ... (inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy .... (inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday.......(inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia).

14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...(inside card) - What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!. . . inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

Might as well keep this dsyfunctional ball rolling!

Take this quiz to find out which dysfunctional Care Bear You are?

We all have a lil care bear in us all...

Time for some Jokes!


After watching a rather hot love scene on cable, the husband looked over at his wife and said, "How come you never make love to me like that?"

"Are you kidding me? Do you have any idea how much they pay those people to do that?"

Statues


For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes and in that time, you can do anything you want." With a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking knowingly.

Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time, you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head."

i just found this rather disturbing...but funny flash....
http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

Quote: Originally posted by Rafiki i just found this rather disturbing...but funny flash.... http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

All I have to say is....wow.

I was Sooooo not expecting that

its kinda like a train wreck...you dont know what to think but you just cant turn away...lmfao....

Quote: Originally posted by Rafiki i just found this rather disturbing...but funny flash.... http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

wtf was that, lmao

i like teh 6th one in teh vehicle survival test

Raf, isnt that the gropu of twins who did 500 miles song??

Quote: Originally posted by IronSerif Might as well keep this dsyfunctional ball rolling! Take this quiz to find out which dysfunctional Care Bear You are? We all have a lil care bear in us all...

represent baby

This weeks Second Part of the funnies are up!

Click here to view part II

lol..hey Iron check this out. Dont give me an handguns or ammo lol


Nihilist Bear


Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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lol! That's a dangerous carebear there...and your carebear has nothing on it's belly!

Quote: Originally posted by Rafiki i just found this rather disturbing...but funny flash.... http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

WTF was THAT???

Hehe...I guess I'm a REAL pimp...

lol PJ..yeah Iron..Im scary..watch it. lol