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| Etiquette & English Gentleman | Just a short one today folks, IÂ’ve been busy with “Project ChickenheadÂâ€, most notably I have fouled the paint up _again_, but this time it wasnÂ’t my faultÂ… I started on my second can of “Brilliant Metallic Copper†Plastikote, & it helpfully chucked out little chunks of dried up paint, which immediately stuck to the still tacky paint from the first can. Hopefully I can rescue it with some 2400 wet & dry before going on to the clearcoatÂ… IÂ’m really disappointed with this paint – previously IÂ’ve used satin & gloss Plastikote on plastic / ABS bits & itÂ’s been great. Oh well, on to todayÂ’s postÂ… We all know some famous last words, whether itÂ’s NelsonÂ’s “Kiss me, Hardy†(umm... least said about that the better really), Julius CaesarÂ’s “Et tu, Brute?Ââ€, or James DeanÂ’s “That guyÂ’s got to stop... HeÂ’ll see us†(IÂ’m not making that one up. Really). But what of all he other people who _must_ have said something interesting with their dying breath, yet history has failed to record it? Carrying on DarksamuraiÂ’s traditional format, I present a hypothetical (and possibly too close to the knuckle) top 10: 1 - “YouÂ’re a cheeky Chappaquidd ick, Ted!†- Mary Jo Kopechne 2 - “Mind that tree!!!!†– Marc Bolan 3 - “I wish IÂ’d taken a laxative!†– Elvis Presley 4 - “That doesnÂ’t look like France to me!†– Glenn Miller 5 - “Are you sure that thingÂ’s not loaded?†– Brandon Lee 6 - “IÂ’m sure another pie wonÂ’t make any difference!†– Barry White 7 - “Quit tickling the pilot, Valens!†– Buddy Holly 8 - “ Hold tight! IÂ’m taking this baby _to the moon_!†– Yuri Gagarin 9 - “Oh _5#!T_!!!†– Saddam HussainÂ’s sons 10 - “DonÂ’t worry, I know where the airfield is!†– Graham Hill ![]() | |
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| I'm just curious if "Chicken Head" interprets the same way in British.... Better one: Look at all them damn Indians! - G. Custer I shall return! - Patton Tonto to the Lone Ranger as they are surrounded by the Suix Nation : "What do you mean 'We' are going to die, white-man!?!" | ||
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