Got this one from my Sister......

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity ..

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise YourVoice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds."

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why the Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds
All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell YourFriends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because Y ou're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

How about on the amount line of the check, come up with mathematical equations for the amount of money it is for.

Quote: Originally Posted by IcEMage 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

....... make a thread about it, and see who else enjoys these other 19 points as much as you did.

Quote: Originally Posted by The Captain How about on the amount line of the check, come up with mathematical equations for the amount of money it is for.

Nice, or the classic replace someones desktop with a screen shot of their desktop, remove icons, and enjoy.

I always like switching the mouse to left-handed, and changing the layout of the keyboard. Also, if they have word, tell it to change certain words when they're typed or replace them with phrases like "Your dumb!", "What are you thinking!", "The Captain is l33t hax0r!"

I like that. Funny. Reminds me of stuff I used to do at a local grocery store. I would pay for my stuff, get it bagged and in the buggy, and take off to the hooptie. And if a bagboy tried to grab my buggy, I would run, screaming 'I paid for it, you can't have it'!

I have a friend that has always done the #11. Dude, we are in the drive through... He says it everytime though.

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One day, I want to make out a cheque in roubles and see what the bank does.

Quote: Originally Posted by Hak Foo One day, I want to make out a cheque in roubles and see what the bank does.

lol nice or sign all of them with crayons....writing like a 3 year old...ya know with the classic backwards e

I really didn't find #11 all that funny since I work drive thru at my job.

If you really want to annoy drive thru employees, use as many one dollar bills and pennies as you can.

After any really serious converstation with your boss, walk away like a chimpanzee. Grunting is optional.

Pull your arms inside your shirt and poke your hands out the neck and pretend you're a T-Rex.

Talk gibberish in low tones, " I hath a plathick henith, nimbioplaz." Do not crack a smile.

Have a garage sale at someone else's garage.

Tell everyone you're starting a Noga ranch to raise Noga's and sell Nogahide. Ask them if they want to invest.

Quote: Originally Posted by AntiM After any really serious converstation with your boss, walk away like a chimpanzee. Grunting is optional. Pull your arms inside your shirt and poke your hands out the neck and pretend you're a T-Rex. Talk gibberish in low tones, " I hath a plathick henith, nimbioplaz." Do not crack a smile. Have a garage sale at someone else's garage. Tell everyone you're starting a Noga ranch to raise Noga's and sell Nogahide. Ask them if they want to invest.

Haha nice ones AntiM!

I always wanted to go to Wendy's and ask for a classic triple with one meat patty....

Or go to McJobs and ask for a cheeseburger with no cheese....and when they tell you that is the same as a hamburger tell them you want the yellow wrapper, and act like it is crack to you lol...

According to a reliable source Lokie and I know, You can order up to 10 patties on a Wendy's burger....

On another note.. I recently pulled the desktop one on Lokie only slightly more mean... I am sure he figured it out quick but some less savy users might not so you can try this...

Do the screen shot trick as you normally would only open a notepad and put something funny in it (this is the end of the joke so make it punch line'ish) Now, get the screen shot once you have the screen shot in place and now open about 10-20 more notepads (the more the better) and put something in each one keeping them in order... i.e. getting tired of this, man you have a quick finger, wow this must really be annoying ect ect... make sure they are in order... they will be so annoyed by the end they will have a melt down when that last one will not close...

for added effect you can also hide their desktop icons by right clicking on the desktop and under arrange icons uncheck Show Desktop Icons and also if they are not the "Hidden Taskbar" type you should set their taskbar to auto hide and put it on the right side of the monitor...

Quote: Originally Posted by Twizted According to a reliable source Lokie and I know, You can order up to 10 patties on a Wendy's burger....

Well looks like I will be going to Wendy's for lunch.....if I dont got to work day or two its your fault

Quote: Originally Posted by IcEMage Well looks like I will be going to Wendy's for lunch.....if I dont got to work day or two its your fault

LoL.... I want pictures.... ROFL

Lokie and I talked about it when we were in Vegas (which is were we heard about this) but never actually went and ordered one...

Quote: Originally Posted by Twizted LoL.... I want pictures.... ROFL Lokie and I talked about it when we were in Vegas (which is were we heard about this) but never actually went and ordered one...

Nice, well the wendy's near where I work has a young lady behind the counter that does not seem to be all there (Kinda feel bad for her, people are always makeing fun of her) I think she might be a little slow, but hey a least she is holding down a job and does it well.

I think if I asked for something like that she might take it wrong.

I always wanted to go up to a drive through and talk like the mic is messing up. "I'd like a #.....With a.....and a hot.......O and super size that"

lol (sorry lobey )

ADD: O and the pictures would look something like my Avatar....notice the face like he is takeing a huge dump.....