Do they really think I am going to open this?

Fred_G · 30-December-06, 09:39 PM

		notoriety	Ã‚Â»	Maran Joss Stone - Rock, collection michael douglas top tomato picker certified. Enviar ver los raquo dijo sabr Ã‚â€¦		8:59 pm
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This is some examples of my junk box on my Gmail account. WTF? I guess if you send it to enough people, someone will open it. I am curious on how they rate the tomato pickers, but I will still pass. Is there a 3rd party program that will filter my Gmail for me? I know I can Google it, just wondering if any of you use one that works well.

Have a good one.

E

Sleepy_Sentry · 30-December-06, 09:57 PM

Yes, I thought you would open those emails. That's why I sent them to you.

/joke

I get plenty of emails like that. Unfortunately, I think all we can do for now is mark emails like that as spam.

What's even worse is I get spam from reputable colleges in hopes I will request guides from them.

Fred_G · 30-December-06, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Sleepy_Sentry


	Yes, I thought you would open those emails. That's why I sent them to you. /joke I get plenty of emails like that. Unfortunately, I think all we can do for now is mark emails like that as spam. What's even worse is I get spam from reputable colleges in hopes I will request guides from them.

Well, if you sent them to me, please tell me how they rate tomato pickers. What, some are good for produce tomatos, some are only good for Ketchup... How is it done?

Have a good one.

E

Sleepy_Sentry · 30-December-06, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Fred_G


	Well, if you sent them to me, please tell me how they rate tomato pickers. What, some are good for produce tomatos, some are only good for Ketchup... How is it done?

That's a very good question. But being the legendary tomato farmer and spammer I am, I know the answer

.

As seen in this picture, a tomato picker is judged based on how well he can clean his hands with a tomato. The best pickers will be able to smash the tomatoes in such a way that they create a sort of ketchup to lather around their fingers.

Fred_G · 30-December-06, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Sleepy_Sentry


	That's a very good question. But being the legendary tomato farmer and spammer I am, I know the answer . As seen in this picture, a tomato picker is judged based on how well he can clean his hands with a tomato. The best pickers will be able to smash the tomatoes in such a way that they create a sort of ketchup to lather around their fingers.

Jeez, I hope they wash their hands first!

E

Sleepy_Sentry · 30-December-06, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Fred_G


	Jeez, I hope they wash their hands first! E

No chance

.

My tomato farm in particular has been targetted by the FDA after the lettuce E Coli scare. It seems as though they don't like the idea of my growing the tomatoes right next to my manure pile. But hey, you'll never understand those government types.

Master Yunk · 31-December-06, 12:03 AM

That kind of spam is almost poetic.

I get it all the time too, and sometimes i take a look for a good giggle.

Rob · 31-December-06, 12:11 AM

I used a service called SpamArrest (Spam Arrest - Take Control of Your Inbox) that was pretty good until I dropped my old e-mail. Had the e-mail since 1996 and decided it was time to move on.

Signed up for the service in March of 2004 and since then, I had gotten (I think) around 400,000 spam e-mails. Out of those 400K, I think maybe 1 or 2 got through a month.

I was pretty happy, but got tired of maintaining seven different e-mails so I consolidated.

Rob

30-December-06, 09:57 PM		#2 (permalink)
Sleepy_Sentry Apex Tech Maniac	Re: Do they really think I am going to open this? Yes, I thought you would open those emails. That's why I sent them to you. /joke I get plenty of emails like that. Unfortunately, I think all we can do for now is mark emails like that as spam. What's even worse is I get spam from reputable colleges in hopes I will request guides from them.

31-December-06, 12:03 AM		#7 (permalink)
Master Yunk D.O.A. Tournament Champion	Re: Do they really think I am going to open this? That kind of spam is almost poetic. I get it all the time too, and sometimes i take a look for a good giggle.

31-December-06, 12:11 AM		#8 (permalink)
Rob Advocatus Diaboli	Re: Do they really think I am going to open this? I used a service called SpamArrest (Spam Arrest - Take Control of Your Inbox) that was pretty good until I dropped my old e-mail. Had the e-mail since 1996 and decided it was time to move on. Signed up for the service in March of 2004 and since then, I had gotten (I think) around 400,000 spam e-mails. Out of those 400K, I think maybe 1 or 2 got through a month. I was pretty happy, but got tired of maintaining seven different e-mails so I consolidated. Rob

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