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1. You sleep with your eyes open.

2. You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

3. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.

4. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

5. You’ve worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

6. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

7. You chew on other people’s fingernails.

8. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

9. You’re so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

10. You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.

11. You can jump-start your car without cables.

12. You don’t sweat, you percolate.

13. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.

14. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

15. You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

16. People get dizzy just watching you.

17. Instant coffee takes too long.

18. You channel surf faster without a remote.

19. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

20. You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

21. You short out motion detectors.

22. You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.

23. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

24. You help your dog chase its tail.

25. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

26. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

27. You ski uphill.

28. You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.

29. You answer the door before people knock.

30. You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

31. You understand why potheads scrape the bowl….It really does give the best high.

32. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.




I drink about 3 pots of coffee a day, and most of it is espresso, i got $55 worth of starbucks gift cards from relatives, and got coffee mugs for christmas. I love coffee. Anyone else addicted?

Mmmm, choclate covered espresso beans Yeah, coffee is good.

One you forgot to add at the end of that list:

You've managed to down at least one whole pot of coffee (no cream or sugar, thanks!) while you read this list...

"Walking down the coffee aisle in the supermarkets is like a trip to Mecca"

The Gevalia Mocha coffee is my favorate! I am only addicted to coffee in the morning. I must have my 3 mugs of it every morning!

Have a good one!

E

Ghirardelli Mocha is my favorite dessert coffee, my favorite kick-me-in-the-head-every-morning coffee is Vietnamese dark roast.

Well, for coffe brand, i haveto go with gevalia for taste, i've had there coffee since i got addicted. The 8 O'clock brand is good, for its price it isnt, considering gevalia is pretty good to their "preffered customers" (the ones who've bought alot of there coffee.) On the other hand, when i make espresso its so thick and strong, the $2.50 a can valuetime coffee works, i just regrind it anyhow, and when coffee gets so strong it doesnt really taste as different IMO.

Personally my grande with a shot from strbucks is becoming my new favorite, as well as the drive through outside of work, lol.

On a side note, Gramps may know about this one,when we had been awake for days at a time in the field and were getting real sleepy and couldnt make a fire or boil water we took coffee packets , sugar and cream and dumped them all in our mouths with a small swig of water, ahhhh the good ole days......

Quote: Originally Posted by NoSlak On a side note, Gramps may know about this one,when we had been awake for days at a time in the field and were getting real sleepy and couldnt make a fire or boil water we took coffee packets , sugar and cream and dumped them all in our mouths with a small swig of water, ahhhh the good ole days......

"Dipping Coffee", we call it... And what do you mean, "the good ole days?" I still do that out in the field when we're under strict NLL discipline...