How to dismantle an atomic bomb

0v3rki11 · 02-October-06, 08:24 AM

Brought to you by the Wired crew, a break down on just how to correctly (give or take) dismantle an active atomic bomb.

How To: Dismantle an Atomic Bomb Issue 14.10 - October 2006

HemiCuda1970 · 02-October-06, 11:44 AM

Just a little info.........When I read the topic I was think it was about the U2 Album.

Rob · 02-October-06, 11:46 AM

..........yeah, I wouldn't recommend using a hammer.

Just an FYI.

suavestdevil · 02-October-06, 11:57 AM

A much more logical 3 step method would be:

1. Pull all U.S. Forces out of the middle east
2. herd all Muslim insurgents into one place
3. Re-enact the flight of the Enola Gay.

This would not only dismantle the bomb but also solve one of the worlds major problems.

Fortran · 02-October-06, 12:13 PM

ohh now i see what i was doing wrong .......

now ill know for next time when i have to dissasemble my bombs ....

s1ugh34d · 02-October-06, 01:28 PM

best quote of the whole how to

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	...will flood the area with radiation, and you will die.

good info but if im ever in a situation that may invole dismantling these things i hope im either using a firbe machine from 200miles, or not dismantling a atomic bomb

Jobistober · 02-October-06, 02:51 PM

Reminds me of that one movie with John Lithgow about the kid that makes a nuke in his own room, then they have to difuse it. Lol...

Nerdz · 02-October-06, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jobistober


	Reminds me of that one movie with John Lithgow about the kid that makes a nuke in his own room, then they have to difuse it. Lol...

I would totally do that...but Id make sure there would be a fail safe or something...

Youd die from the radation alone though. If it goes off or not, your already dead. Might as well go out with a boom

HemiCuda1970 · 02-October-06, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Nerdz


	I would totally do that...but Id make sure there would be a fail safe or something... Youd die from the radation alone though. If it goes off or not, your already dead. Might as well go out with a boom

I always liked going out with a BANG!

Iateronmly · 02-October-06, 05:13 PM

Dismantle it? I'd put my cowboy hat on and start ridin' it and try to get someone to take a photo of me doing it. Hopefully there'd be time to upload said photo before the bomb goes boom.

PHLAK · 02-October-06, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Iateronmly


	Dismantle it? I'd put my cowboy hat on and start ridin' it and try to get someone to take a photo of me doing it. Hopefully there'd be time to upload said photo before the bomb goes boom.

You know I would be there to take the pic of you bro! Remember going out in a blaze of glory!!! This way would definitely count as a blaze!!

Nerdz · 02-October-06, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Iateronmly


	Dismantle it? I'd put my cowboy hat on and start ridin' it and try to get someone to take a photo of me doing it. Hopefully there'd be time to upload said photo before the bomb goes boom.

Dude, Dr Strangelove.

Iateronmly · 02-October-06, 08:52 PM

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	Dude, Dr Strangelove.

Yep - and since that movie in the USAF (and probably all other branches) if there is a big@$$ pile of ordinance, or a true bomb - we all try for pictures. It's one of those weird quirks - like C4 duckies.

0v3rki11 · 03-October-06, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jobistober


	Reminds me of that one movie with John Lithgow about the kid that makes a nuke in his own room, then they have to difuse it. Lol...

The Philidelphia Experiment, great movie. ranks right up there with War Games.

/off topic: for those CSS players out there that remember the movie War Games, a new game is coming out under the Steam umbrella called Defcon. A game of global thermonuclear war. Been playing the demo and it's pretty fun, allot like the old board game risk but with nukes

TiZakit · 03-October-06, 09:18 PM

With North Korea on the path they are on.... This information might actually come in useful... doubt it... but it might

Iateronmly · 03-October-06, 09:20 PM

Bleh - N.Korea can only hit Alaska anyways with their missle technology... wait a minute, I'm in Alaska. Carp.

TiZakit · 03-October-06, 09:25 PM

Carp indeed... I have family there. They aren't fish... but they are planning on moving back here.

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Rob Advocatus Diaboli Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Home of the world's greatest race... Posts: 6,663	Re: How to dismantle an atomic bomb ..........yeah, I wouldn't recommend using a hammer. Just an FYI. __________________

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suavestdevil Apex Techie Lite Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 23	Re: How to dismantle an atomic bomb A much more logical 3 step method would be: 1. Pull all U.S. Forces out of the middle east 2. herd all Muslim insurgents into one place 3. Re-enact the flight of the Enola Gay. This would not only dismantle the bomb but also solve one of the worlds major problems.

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Jobistober P'Hoe'toshop Fanatic Join Date: May 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 2,633	Re: How to dismantle an atomic bomb Reminds me of that one movie with John Lithgow about the kid that makes a nuke in his own room, then they have to difuse it. Lol... __________________

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Iateronmly Smooth Operator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Eugene OR Posts: 5,258	Re: How to dismantle an atomic bomb Dismantle it? I'd put my cowboy hat on and start ridin' it and try to get someone to take a photo of me doing it. Hopefully there'd be time to upload said photo before the bomb goes boom. __________________ I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator.

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TiZakit Apex Tech Demi-God Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Brooklyn, Ohio Posts: 1,753	Re: How to dismantle an atomic bomb With North Korea on the path they are on.... This information might actually come in useful... doubt it... but it might __________________

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Iateronmly Smooth Operator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Eugene OR Posts: 5,258	Re: How to dismantle an atomic bomb Bleh - N.Korea can only hit Alaska anyways with their missle technology... wait a minute, I'm in Alaska. Carp. __________________ I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator.

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TiZakit Apex Tech Demi-God Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Brooklyn, Ohio Posts: 1,753	Re: How to dismantle an atomic bomb Carp indeed... I have family there. They aren't fish... but they are planning on moving back here. __________________