Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed

HoJo · 01-October-06, 11:43 PM

reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.........

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed"
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "S#!7...Ã‚â€

Wafflesomd · 01-October-06, 11:49 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Nice one.

PHLAK · 02-October-06, 12:43 AM

damn that was a good one HoJo...I will use that one a few time tomorrow!!

DarkD3vil · 02-October-06, 03:35 AM

haha nice.... props

Reza · 02-October-06, 05:52 AM

01-October-06, 11:43 PM		#1 (permalink)
HoJo Review Pimp, but still Jo's Ho	Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question......... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car? HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed" WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND: "S#!7...Ã‚â€

01-October-06, 11:49 PM		#2 (permalink)
Wafflesomd Banned	Re: Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Nice one.

02-October-06, 12:43 AM		#3 (permalink)
PHLAK Apex Tech God	Re: Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed damn that was a good one HoJo...I will use that one a few time tomorrow!!

02-October-06, 03:35 AM		#4 (permalink)
DarkD3vil Apex Master Tech Apprentice	Re: Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed haha nice.... props

02-October-06, 05:52 AM		#5 (permalink)
Reza Apex Elite Expert Tech	Re: Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed

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