8 Year Single Tenant and a lot of beer

Fire Hawk · 30-March-06, 05:17 PM

Hey, I dont know if anyone has seen this yet, but its pretty funny.

"A single guy lived in this townhouse for 8 years.
They though he was the best renter ever because he never called or complained and was never late on a payment. These pictures dont even come close to what it really looked like. Century 21 had already moved some of the cans out and had caved in tunnels that the man had made to get to his bedroom, bathroom and kitchen."

All this and you still dont see any dust or scattered clothes or any dirty dishes anywhere.

lobey · 30-March-06, 05:28 PM

That looks like my residence hall on Sunday after everyone has cleaned up from the weekend.

Cyno01 · 30-March-06, 05:28 PM

Silver bullets... *shakes head*

JessAlba452 · 30-March-06, 05:32 PM

Hellz yea Coors Light baby haha damn that's a LOTTTT of beer...Why not a keg?

THRiLL KiLL · 30-March-06, 05:37 PM

wonder if he lives in a state where he can get .05 deposit back for the cans

hartigan · 30-March-06, 05:46 PM

If not it'd probably still be cost effective to transport them to MI or ME . . . .

Seinfeld, anyone?

Jager · 30-March-06, 06:04 PM

hehehe i do remember that episode.

funny thing is NY has a can buy back thing now .

PHLAK · 30-March-06, 06:06 PM

Coors Light...brings back memories...I switched to Bud Heavy about a year ago!
Those pics are great! Thanks for the laugh! Right now the local junk yard here is paying 55 cents a pound for cans!

Slaymate · 30-March-06, 06:17 PM

WelI I though I was a slob. But I can't touch that: :-)
Personally I prefer an Ice Cold St. Pauli Girl :-)

mot19 · 30-March-06, 06:58 PM

and i thoguht my spring break was insane

BigAkita · 30-March-06, 11:00 PM

Been there, done that, don't remember what happened to the t-shirt.

lokies_mom · 30-March-06, 11:08 PM

Been there, done that, don't remember that decade.

UndisputedChamp · 30-March-06, 11:35 PM

Ummm is that man dead yet? I wonder how many brain cells he has right now

.
Damn he had all them beers and never missed a payment?!?!?

Hartigan which Seinfeld episode are you referring to? I've seen them all, but I forget alot of the older ones.

Dreyco · 30-March-06, 11:40 PM

The one where Newman and Kremmer(sp?) try to take the extra postal truck on mother's day.

UndisputedChamp · 30-March-06, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dreyco


	The one where Newman and Kremmer(sp?) try to take the extra postal truck on mother's day.

Right, right. They take it to Michigan I believe because they can get more change there. LMAO they stole cans from bums. Then Kramer spots Jerry's stolen Saab and tries to chase it.

Thanks Dreyco.

lokies_mom · 31-March-06, 12:00 AM

I have a phobia about throwing my mail away. If it has any information on it, it stays.

The Captain · 31-March-06, 12:42 AM

eheheh, just run it thorugh a shredder and then toss in it into a burn barrel, and plenty of lighter fluid, and gas *adds to the mood

*, light a flare and toss into burn barrel. A big explosion will occur, it is pretty cool, followed by intese heat to burn the paper away.

UndisputedChamp · 31-March-06, 12:57 AM

No wonder he never missed a payment. He made money from all the cans he deposited

. Plus he got drunk from the deposited cans. Now that's what I call killing two birds with one stone

.

mot19 · 31-March-06, 02:26 AM

what i would give to have been there those 8 years. Seriously thats enough beer to be drunk for eight years. Lets say a 30 pack a day, x 365 x 8. Theres proboly that much beer there.

Cyno01 · 31-March-06, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lokies_mom


	I have a phobia about throwing my mail away. If it has any information on it, it stays.

We have a chimney starter, thats what we start our grill with. No lighterfluid taste.

30-March-06, 05:17 PM		#1 (permalink)
Fire Hawk Apex Tech Maniac	8 Year Single Tenant and a lot of beer Hey, I dont know if anyone has seen this yet, but its pretty funny. "A single guy lived in this townhouse for 8 years. They though he was the best renter ever because he never called or complained and was never late on a payment. These pictures dont even come close to what it really looked like. Century 21 had already moved some of the cans out and had caved in tunnels that the man had made to get to his bedroom, bathroom and kitchen." All this and you still dont see any dust or scattered clothes or any dirty dishes anywhere.

30-March-06, 11:35 PM		#13 (permalink)
UndisputedChamp Apex Tech Maniac	Ummm is that man dead yet? I wonder how many brain cells he has right now. Damn he had all them beers and never missed a payment?!?!? Hartigan which Seinfeld episode are you referring to? I've seen them all, but I forget alot of the older ones. Last edited by UndisputedChamp; 30-March-06 at 11:40 PM..

31-March-06, 12:57 AM		#18 (permalink)
UndisputedChamp Apex Tech Maniac	No wonder he never missed a payment. He made money from all the cans he deposited. Plus he got drunk from the deposited cans. Now that's what I call killing two birds with one stone.

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30-March-06, 05:28 PM		#2 (permalink)
lobey Apex Tech Fanatic	That looks like my residence hall on Sunday after everyone has cleaned up from the weekend.

30-March-06, 05:28 PM		#3 (permalink)
Cyno01 Apex Tech God	Silver bullets... shakes head

30-March-06, 05:32 PM		#4 (permalink)
JessAlba452 X5-452	Hellz yea Coors Light baby haha damn that's a LOTTTT of beer...Why not a keg?

30-March-06, 05:37 PM		#5 (permalink)
THRiLL KiLL PcApEX's PuNK ROckER	wonder if he lives in a state where he can get .05 deposit back for the cans

30-March-06, 05:46 PM		#6 (permalink)
hartigan Apex Tech God	If not it'd probably still be cost effective to transport them to MI or ME . . . . Seinfeld, anyone?

30-March-06, 06:04 PM		#7 (permalink)
Jager Apex Tech Fanatic	hehehe i do remember that episode. funny thing is NY has a can buy back thing now .

30-March-06, 06:06 PM		#8 (permalink)
PHLAK Apex Tech God	Coors Light...brings back memories...I switched to Bud Heavy about a year ago! Those pics are great! Thanks for the laugh! Right now the local junk yard here is paying 55 cents a pound for cans!

30-March-06, 06:17 PM		#9 (permalink)
Slaymate PCApex Reviewer From Hell	WelI I though I was a slob. But I can't touch that: :-) Personally I prefer an Ice Cold St. Pauli Girl :-)

30-March-06, 06:58 PM		#10 (permalink)
mot19 Apex Tech God	and i thoguht my spring break was insane

30-March-06, 11:00 PM		#11 (permalink)
BigAkita n00b-ass reviewer	Been there, done that, don't remember what happened to the t-shirt.

30-March-06, 11:08 PM		#12 (permalink)
lokies_mom PCApex's Mom	Been there, done that, don't remember that decade.

30-March-06, 11:40 PM		#14 (permalink)
Dreyco PCApex's Mac Man	The one where Newman and Kremmer(sp?) try to take the extra postal truck on mother's day.

31-March-06, 12:00 AM		#16 (permalink)
lokies_mom PCApex's Mom	I have a phobia about throwing my mail away. If it has any information on it, it stays.

31-March-06, 12:42 AM		#17 (permalink)
The Captain Apex Master Tech	eheheh, just run it thorugh a shredder and then toss in it into a burn barrel, and plenty of lighter fluid, and gas adds to the mood , light a flare and toss into burn barrel. A big explosion will occur, it is pretty cool, followed by intese heat to burn the paper away.

31-March-06, 02:26 AM		#19 (permalink)
mot19 Apex Tech God	what i would give to have been there those 8 years. Seriously thats enough beer to be drunk for eight years. Lets say a 30 pack a day, x 365 x 8. Theres proboly that much beer there.