Beer induced friday night bandwidth waster

Slider · 30-May-03, 11:21 PM

Yo Mama is soooo fat she has to use the driveway to iron her pants.

chiquita · 30-May-03, 11:43 PM

How did you know?

The_Lost_Monkey · 30-May-03, 11:44 PM

yo mama was so good in bed last night my dog keeps telling me he wants to go back (i know no matter what the psycologist tells me i can still hear him)

Red02 · 31-May-03, 12:21 AM

yo momma is like a door knob everyone gets a turn

NoSlak · 31-May-03, 12:41 AM

Yo mamma so poor I saw her kickin a can down the street I asked whatcho doin , she said, Movin'

hawklen · 31-May-03, 12:49 AM

Quote:


	Originally posted by NoSlak Yo mamma so poor I saw her kickin a can down the street I asked whatcho doin , she said, Movin'

lol, thats one of my favs..

Yo momma's so fat, she fell in love and it broke.

Yo momma's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Slider · 31-May-03, 10:53 AM

Yo mama so fat if you cut her she bleeds gravy.

Anathema · 31-May-03, 12:28 PM

Yo mama... *dramatic pause* ... is so fat... *dramatic pause 2* that her belt size *pause* is EQUATOR! HAHAHA EQUATOR!

FeRaL · 04-June-03, 02:09 PM

Yo mama is soooo fat, when she wears a red sweater all the kids in the neighborhood yell "Heeeey Coolaid!"

KayinStorm · 04-June-03, 02:13 PM

Yo momma is so fat her @$$ looks like two pigs in a bag fighting over a box of Milk Duds.

Got more...

Bring it.

BZA · 04-June-03, 02:18 PM

yo momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house.

yo momma's so fat that i get winded doing laps around her.

yo momma's so poor, she cant even pay attention.

KayinStorm · 04-June-03, 02:24 PM

Yo momma's so blind if she had eyes in her @$$ she still couldn't see sh!t.

Yo momma hits the floor every time she hears "hoedown"

Yo momma's so fat she has a pay phone for a beeper.

Yo momma's SO BALD that if she wears a turtleneck, she looks like a busted condom.

slickcam · 04-June-03, 02:39 PM

yo momma so fat that when she wore her rain coat outside on a riany day every body thought the sun was comming out! HAHAHHA, oh boy, that cracks me up every time. ahh boy ***slaps knee***

slickcam · 04-June-03, 02:41 PM

Yo momma was standing in line at bank when her beeper went off and the little girl behing her said "look out, she's backin' up!"

hahaha

slickcam · 04-June-03, 02:42 PM

If I had a dollar for every brain yo momma didnt have, I would have 1$!

Grimm · 04-June-03, 03:07 PM

Yo mama is so fat I had to take a bus and two trains just to get on her good side!

You mama is so fat the sign at the restaraunt says "occupancy 200 persons" or your mama!

TekXoID · 04-June-03, 03:08 PM

Slickcam! I order you to compile your post's and not flood!

Anyway...I'm no good with stuff like this but I will try my best!

y0 momma is so fat, It takes two planes and a bus ride to get to her OTHER side!

y0 momma is so stupid, she is mental retardation's personal tutor!

y0 momma stink so bad, even stink thinks she stinks!

y0 momma is so fat; she call's an entire cow a mini-hamburger snack!

vladimir · 04-June-03, 03:21 PM

yo mamma is so fat, when she entered a movie theater everybody yelled road kill

slickcam · 04-June-03, 03:21 PM

right, sorry about that, I was just coming up with them off the top of my head then posting as I thought of them. I will put em together next time.

vladimir · 04-June-03, 03:34 PM

thats why there is a edit button

30-May-03, 11:21 PM		#1 (permalink)
Slider Ghostrider	Beer induced friday night bandwidth waster Yo Mama is soooo fat she has to use the driveway to iron her pants.

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30-May-03, 11:43 PM		#2 (permalink)
chiquita Banned	How did you know?

30-May-03, 11:44 PM		#3 (permalink)
The_Lost_Monkey Hoe - Rangatang	yo mama was so good in bed last night my dog keeps telling me he wants to go back (i know no matter what the psycologist tells me i can still hear him)

31-May-03, 12:21 AM		#4 (permalink)
Red02 Freck-hoe-d	yo momma is like a door knob everyone gets a turn

31-May-03, 12:41 AM		#5 (permalink)
NoSlak Gridiron	Yo mamma so poor I saw her kickin a can down the street I asked whatcho doin , she said, Movin'

31-May-03, 10:53 AM		#7 (permalink)
Slider Ghostrider	Yo mama so fat if you cut her she bleeds gravy.

31-May-03, 12:28 PM		#8 (permalink)
Anathema Apex Tech Demi-God	Yo mama... dramatic pause ... is so fat... dramatic pause 2 that her belt size pause is EQUATOR! HAHAHA EQUATOR!

04-June-03, 02:09 PM		#9 (permalink)
FeRaL Mutant Moderator	Yo mama is soooo fat, when she wears a red sweater all the kids in the neighborhood yell "Heeeey Coolaid!"

04-June-03, 02:13 PM		#10 (permalink)
KayinStorm Apex Tech God	Yo momma is so fat her @$$ looks like two pigs in a bag fighting over a box of Milk Duds. Got more... Bring it.

04-June-03, 02:18 PM		#11 (permalink)
BZA Semin-Hoe-Le Supp-Hoe-Ter	yo momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house. yo momma's so fat that i get winded doing laps around her. yo momma's so poor, she cant even pay attention.

04-June-03, 02:24 PM		#12 (permalink)
KayinStorm Apex Tech God	Yo momma's so blind if she had eyes in her @$$ she still couldn't see sh!t. Yo momma hits the floor every time she hears "hoedown" Yo momma's so fat she has a pay phone for a beeper. Yo momma's SO BALD that if she wears a turtleneck, she looks like a busted condom.

04-June-03, 02:39 PM		#13 (permalink)
slickcam Paintball C-Hoe-2	yo momma so fat that when she wore her rain coat outside on a riany day every body thought the sun was comming out! HAHAHHA, oh boy, that cracks me up every time. ahh boy *slaps knee*

04-June-03, 02:41 PM		#14 (permalink)
slickcam Paintball C-Hoe-2	Yo momma was standing in line at bank when her beeper went off and the little girl behing her said "look out, she's backin' up!" hahaha

04-June-03, 02:42 PM		#15 (permalink)
slickcam Paintball C-Hoe-2	If I had a dollar for every brain yo momma didnt have, I would have 1$!

04-June-03, 03:07 PM		#16 (permalink)
Grimm Apex Master Tech Apprentice	Yo mama is so fat I had to take a bus and two trains just to get on her good side! You mama is so fat the sign at the restaraunt says "occupancy 200 persons" or your mama!

04-June-03, 03:08 PM		#17 (permalink)
TekXoID Banned	Slickcam! I order you to compile your post's and not flood! Anyway...I'm no good with stuff like this but I will try my best! y0 momma is so fat, It takes two planes and a bus ride to get to her OTHER side! y0 momma is so stupid, she is mental retardation's personal tutor! y0 momma stink so bad, even stink thinks she stinks! y0 momma is so fat; she call's an entire cow a mini-hamburger snack!

04-June-03, 03:21 PM		#18 (permalink)
vladimir Pimp PHP Pro	yo mamma is so fat, when she entered a movie theater everybody yelled road kill

04-June-03, 03:21 PM		#19 (permalink)
slickcam Paintball C-Hoe-2	right, sorry about that, I was just coming up with them off the top of my head then posting as I thought of them. I will put em together next time.

04-June-03, 03:34 PM		#20 (permalink)
vladimir Pimp PHP Pro	thats why there is a edit button