As I Mature

newbie37 · 08-January-06, 10:11 PM

This was sent to me via email and I thought some of you would appreciate it.

As I mature.....

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just a-holes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and in only takes suspicion, not proof, to destory it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compair yourself to others- they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

Pass this along to 5 friends... trust me, the'll appreciate it who knows, maybe some good will happen.

If not tough shout!

Fred_G · 08-January-06, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by newbie37


	This was sent to me via email and I thought some of you would appreciate it. As I mature..... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just a-holes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and in only takes suspicion, not prove, to destory it. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that you'd better have a big willy or huge boob. I've learned that you shouldn't compair yourself to others- they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place! I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. Pass this along to 5 friends... trust me, the'll appreciate it who knows, maybe some good will happen. If not tough shout!

Well, seems kinda like my life right now, except that I would have put proof instead of prove on line 5 of your quote. And if I had 5 friends, well I hate the dang forwarded e-mails, but that is just me.

And if you have not been told before, Welcome to PimpRig! Why are you not folding? Join my team, Fred_G, or a bunch of other teams, or just fold on your own!

Have a great one!

E

HigHTecHReDNecK · 08-January-06, 10:54 PM

Thats cool . I gotta tell ya though , when i first read the title to yer thread, the first thing that popped inta my head was " As i Mature , i relize i married a big ol' Toys R Us Kid * GN72 *

Fred_G · 08-January-06, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HigHTecHReDNecK


	Thats cool . I gotta tell ya though , when i first read the title to yer thread, the first thing that popped inta my head was " As i Mature , i relize i married a big ol' Toys R Us Kid * GN72 *

Nothing like a trip to the toy store... Dang I wish we had toys like this when I was a youngster! We had our bikes, the water hose/sprinkler and that killer new Atari system that only a few kids had... ahh back in the day... And yeah, we drank from the water hose, and it was good!

E

GrandpaNoob72 · 08-January-06, 11:11 PM

Fred... She is folding... She's my Mrs...

She's also part of the reason I was such a PITA for you to pass...

HTRN, I'd tell ya to bite me, but I wouldn't want ya to break off your last good tooth

newbie37 · 08-January-06, 11:14 PM

oops sorry i think i did pretty good only two typos in the whole thing. sorry guys.

and HTRN that is kinda true only he doesn't go to toys r us he goes to computers r us. ugggggggg!!!!!
i started something when way back in what 97? when i suggested why don't we get a computer, little did i know i had created a monster. before it was just model cars and he wasn't so into them as he is the dang computer. oh well such is life, i spend as much time and spend everything i can on our daughter does that count?

me_john85 · 08-January-06, 11:20 PM

As I mature.....

I've learned that hair grows in places where it was not before

GrandpaNoob72 · 08-January-06, 11:21 PM

"... as the boys get older, the toys get bigger, louder, and more expensive..." <--truer words have ne'er been spoken...

HigHTecHReDNecK · 09-January-06, 12:06 AM

GN72 , I can bite ya no problem i got my spare set of chompers in the glass by my bedside

Newbie37 - Havin kids just means now you can buy all the toys ya want and tell the cashier My daughter or will ust love this" , then go home an play with it

GN72 , i wanna see yer face when you FIRST hear " Dad , im takin yer car "

newbie37 · 15-January-06, 12:37 AM

i want to see her face when she says that for the first time cause his car is kinda a muscle car, and right now she doesn't like it. i think it'll probley be mine she takes and my jaw will hit the floor and never will i recover from the shock.

GrandpaNoob72 · 15-January-06, 01:01 AM

Dunno what muscle car you're talking about, hon (my uncle's old Javelin, maybe)... I might DRIVE it like I stole it, but that's about it... Unless someone will vouch for an '02 Olds Alero being a "muscle car"...

Back to the topic at hand...

I find that I'm steadily becoming one of those old people who complain about the "noise" that the young people call "music"...

08-January-06, 10:11 PM		#1 (permalink)
newbie37 Apex Techie Lite	As I Mature This was sent to me via email and I thought some of you would appreciate it. As I mature..... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just a-holes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and in only takes suspicion, not proof, to destory it. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs. I've learned that you shouldn't compair yourself to others- they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place! I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. Pass this along to 5 friends... trust me, the'll appreciate it who knows, maybe some good will happen. If not tough shout! Last edited by newbie37; 08-January-06 at 11:24 PM..

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08-January-06, 10:54 PM		#3 (permalink)
HigHTecHReDNecK Sophist'Hoe"cated ReDNecK Reviewer	Thats cool . I gotta tell ya though , when i first read the title to yer thread, the first thing that popped inta my head was " As i Mature , i relize i married a big ol' Toys R Us Kid * GN72 *

08-January-06, 11:11 PM		#5 (permalink)
GrandpaNoob72 Eleven-Bravo Sitrep Writer	Fred... She is folding... She's my Mrs... She's also part of the reason I was such a PITA for you to pass... HTRN, I'd tell ya to bite me, but I wouldn't want ya to break off your last good tooth

08-January-06, 11:14 PM		#6 (permalink)
newbie37 Apex Techie Lite	oops sorry i think i did pretty good only two typos in the whole thing. sorry guys. and HTRN that is kinda true only he doesn't go to toys r us he goes to computers r us. ugggggggg!!!!! i started something when way back in what 97? when i suggested why don't we get a computer, little did i know i had created a monster. before it was just model cars and he wasn't so into them as he is the dang computer. oh well such is life, i spend as much time and spend everything i can on our daughter does that count?

08-January-06, 11:20 PM		#7 (permalink)
me_john85 Camp Pen-Hoe-tan's Hoe	As I mature..... I've learned that hair grows in places where it was not before

08-January-06, 11:21 PM		#8 (permalink)
GrandpaNoob72 Eleven-Bravo Sitrep Writer	"... as the boys get older, the toys get bigger, louder, and more expensive..." <--truer words have ne'er been spoken...

09-January-06, 12:06 AM		#9 (permalink)
HigHTecHReDNecK Sophist'Hoe"cated ReDNecK Reviewer	GN72 , I can bite ya no problem i got my spare set of chompers in the glass by my bedside Newbie37 - Havin kids just means now you can buy all the toys ya want and tell the cashier My daughter or will ust love this" , then go home an play with it GN72 , i wanna see yer face when you FIRST hear " Dad , im takin yer car "

15-January-06, 12:37 AM		#10 (permalink)
newbie37 Apex Techie Lite	i want to see her face when she says that for the first time cause his car is kinda a muscle car, and right now she doesn't like it. i think it'll probley be mine she takes and my jaw will hit the floor and never will i recover from the shock.

15-January-06, 01:01 AM		#11 (permalink)
GrandpaNoob72 Eleven-Bravo Sitrep Writer	Dunno what muscle car you're talking about, hon (my uncle's old Javelin, maybe)... I might DRIVE it like I stole it, but that's about it... Unless someone will vouch for an '02 Olds Alero being a "muscle car"... Back to the topic at hand... I find that I'm steadily becoming one of those old people who complain about the "noise" that the young people call "music"...