| Excert from the Indianapolis Star...
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Marion County Sheriff Deputies today performed a traffic stop on a black Jeep Laredo that appeared to be dragging something along the road. After the initial investigation, it was discovered that a brand new X-Box 360 had been tied to the trailer hitch. One of the deputies asked the driver to step out of the vehicle to explain. When exiting the vehicle, sheriff deputies noticed that the driver was covered in what appeared to be blood.
After placing the driver in handcuffs, deputies were horrified to discover when they searched the Jeep the body of a nine-year-old boy that appeared to have been beaten with a small hand-held object. When asked, the driver admitted that when it was discovered that they had no chocolate milk in the house, the boy was beaten to death with the X-Box 360 controller. The driver planned to dump the body and the damaged X-Box 360 on the lawn of the neighborhod school as an example to other children.
In related news, the lawyer for Rob, a PimpRig Daily Disturbance writer, announced immediately after the incarceration his latest series on living life behind bars.
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