New virus warning!!!

Rob · 12-December-05, 10:29 PM

My cousin Brian just sent this to me...

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If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes"delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

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WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Send this warning to everyone!!!

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!

theups · 12-December-05, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob


	It will drink ALL your beer.

NOT MY BEER!!!!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob


	THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!

So sad its true

GrandpaNoob72 · 12-December-05, 10:39 PM

Funny! Need to send this to my brother-in-law... He is always sending me crap virus warnings. Got so bad that at one point I blocked him completely, reported him to his ISP as a spammer, etc...

HigHTecHReDNecK · 12-December-05, 11:11 PM

It will drink ALL your beer.

OH I DONT THINK SO SCOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!
HTRN will be offline until this problem is solved!!!!

Dex · 13-December-05, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob


	Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!

Obviously this guy's never tried multitasking

Give it a shot

musclecars&computers · 13-December-05, 01:54 AM

Tell em to BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhh did u say beer.

hink · 13-December-05, 02:09 AM

Has anyone realeased a fix to this. I think I downloaded the virus.

Pharaoh · 13-December-05, 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hink


	Has anyone realeased a fix to this. I think I downloaded the virus.

There is a fix.
First turn off your PC. Then make new friends and have MORE SEX

LOL thanks for starting my day with a laugh Rob.

prime-evil · 13-December-05, 06:49 AM

I should be safe. HA!
No money left in the ATM after Christmas shopping.
No beer in the house, Only Wild Turkey, Jack Daniel's, and Screech!

As for the sex thing, I don't **** and tell.

Sparky · 13-December-05, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by prime-evil


	As for the sex thing, I don't *** and tell.*

I do though, back freckles......

Im_gumby · 13-December-05, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparky


	I do though, back freckles......

Actually, I think the lighting was too low for you Sparky, 'cause from what HTRN tells me....

it's BACNE!

12-December-05, 10:29 PM		#1 (permalink)
Rob Advocatus Diaboli	New virus warning!!! My cousin Brian just sent this to me... --------------------------------------------------------- If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes"delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. ***** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. * And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send this warning to everyone!!! THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!

13-December-05, 06:49 AM		#9 (permalink)
prime-evil Apex Tech Fanatic Supreme	I should be safe. HA! No money left in the ATM after Christmas shopping. No beer in the house, Only Wild Turkey, Jack Daniel's, and Screech! As for the sex thing, I don't **** and tell. Last edited by prime-evil; 13-December-05 at 07:07 AM.. Reason: spelling

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