A Christmas joke...

Rob · 12-December-05, 12:26 AM

A Christmas joke...

A couple had been debating buying a new vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports car to zip through traffic around town. He would have settled on any beat-up old truck, but everything she liked was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. Christmas is coming up so suprise me!"

He did just that. For Christmas, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Nobody has seen or heard from him since.

$SOLID$ Necro · 12-December-05, 04:54 PM

Sounds like something this guy would have done

http://www.redgreen.com/

Fred_G · 12-December-05, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob


	A Christmas joke... A couple had been debating buying a new vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports car to zip through traffic around town. He would have settled on any beat-up old truck, but everything she liked was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. Christmas is coming up so suprise me!" He did just that. For Christmas, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Nobody has seen or heard from him since.

I like it!

Have a good one.

E

12-December-05, 12:26 AM		#1 (permalink)
Rob Advocatus Diaboli	A Christmas joke... A Christmas joke... A couple had been debating buying a new vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports car to zip through traffic around town. He would have settled on any beat-up old truck, but everything she liked was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. Christmas is coming up so suprise me!" He did just that. For Christmas, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Nobody has seen or heard from him since.

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12-December-05, 04:54 PM		#2 (permalink)
$SOLID$ Necro Mastah Overclocker	Sounds like something this guy would have done http://www.redgreen.com/