One night when we were in Dallas last week at the CPL we decided to pay out respects to the world's largest Hooters. Of course, Dallas is a freakin' heat trap; one time at 4:30am it was 92°F outside! So the three of us and one of the CAL admins walked the five blocks or so to Hooters where we promptly ordered a ton a beer and got messed up. I think I had two pitchers, although the memory is a bit fuzzy.

On the way back to the hotel we decided to stop at a liquor store and pick up some more booze for later. I grabbed a small bottle of Jack and was drunk enough already, so I began to consume that as well. We got about two blocks away from the hotel when, in a moment of drunken brilliance, I threw my almost-empty whiskey bottle at a passing white Jaguar. Big mistake. The bottle crashed against the rear of the car, broke into a million pieces, and suddenly red & blue flashing lights were flicked on. An undercover cop car! We booked it through Daley plaza (where JFK was assasinated), ran through the reflection pool, across some train tracks, and back through the back entrance of the hotel. Meanwhile the cop and one of his buddies were patroling the area looking for us. We snuck back into the room where the paranoia set in and I decided I would hide under the bed. I immediately passed out and woke up late the next morning with a very, very bad hangover. It took a bloody mary to get me functioning again. :-)

the amazing thing ive found is, about 4/5 ppl can outrun cops, u just never hear about it or see it on cops

the only problem is if you get one of those fitness nut cops that is in shape, then u gotta outsmart the pig

Out-running a cop has always been easy

Out-running a radio, that's whats tough

heh, try outrunning a border guard , then they let loose the German Shepards and that darn star0light thermal camera on the helicopter.....but i made it.

BZA, Now that sounds like an interesting story. Would you share it?

it was a fabrication....a falsity, a lie, a rouse, a fib, all just to get attention

please dont smak me Mr Smak-a-hoe

I'd hate to get chased by one of those beach cops on rollerblades in Laguna Beach.

As my friend says, (he's like 300lb) I'm getting closer and closer to the average American weight, without losing any weight.... (the average america weight is getting higher)


out running cops are easy, how do they expect to run while carrying all that 5hit?? and on flat shoes too...

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It takes a special sort of talent to resurrect a 17 month old thread, where'd you find it ?