Leather Trousers....

nev_payne · 13-October-05, 03:37 AM

Hmm..the next Village People or Queen?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=8335653541

Yes...DKNY made leather pants.

prime-evil · 13-October-05, 05:30 AM

HA! The write-up the guy put together is hilarious.

Dex · 13-October-05, 09:25 AM

Nice one Nev, I picked out some of the best parts

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	I have not worn these leather pants for the following reasons: I am not a member of Queen. I do not like motorcycles. I am not Rod Stewart. I am not French. I do not cruise for transvestites in an expensive sports car.

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	In fact, IÃ‚â€™ll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very gay, or very famous to wear these pants and get away with it.

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	They were never taken on pirate expeditions. They werenÃ‚â€™t worn onstage. They didnÃ‚â€™t straddle a Harley, or a guy named Harley. They just hung there, sad and ignored, for a few presidencies.

CubanConnectionZ · 13-October-05, 10:04 AM

You gave me a good laugh. I like this line. >>>

"We all make mistakes. We date the wrong people for too long. We chew gum with our mouths open. We say inappropriate things in front of grandma.
And we buy leather pants".

ÃœBER<>POOP · 13-October-05, 06:39 PM

Freddie Mercury would never have worn those pants. They're too big, and there isn't enough sequins and glitter.

Pod_Man · 13-October-05, 08:17 PM

agreed. all of the gay men that i know wouldn't be caught dead in those pants. one of them said that leather pants were "too gay, even for me"

13-October-05, 03:37 AM		#1 (permalink)
nev_payne Apex Tech God	Leather Trousers.... Hmm..the next Village People or Queen? http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=8335653541 Yes...DKNY made leather pants.

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13-October-05, 05:30 AM		#2 (permalink)
prime-evil Apex Tech Fanatic Supreme	HA! The write-up the guy put together is hilarious.

13-October-05, 10:04 AM		#4 (permalink)
CubanConnectionZ Apex Tech God	You gave me a good laugh. I like this line. >>> "We all make mistakes. We date the wrong people for too long. We chew gum with our mouths open. We say inappropriate things in front of grandma. And we buy leather pants".

13-October-05, 06:39 PM		#5 (permalink)
ÃœBER<>POOP Apex Tech Fanatic	Freddie Mercury would never have worn those pants. They're too big, and there isn't enough sequins and glitter.

13-October-05, 08:17 PM		#6 (permalink)
Pod_Man Apex Master Tech	agreed. all of the gay men that i know wouldn't be caught dead in those pants. one of them said that leather pants were "too gay, even for me"