that's right... it is INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY, me hearties!

Check out t' cool english t' pirate translator here:

http://talklikeapirate.com/translator.html


Yearr!

Yar! I was a'wonderin' when I'd see this day again. A thanks, matee!

Pirate: Pat, I be wanting to buy an RRRRRRRRR.....
Pat: Uhh, i dont think thats a vowel?!?!
Pirate: I SAID I WANT A RRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pat: Ok, give the man an RRRRRR

Aye Maties...I be playn Air Buccaneers on 2k4 arrr...Where my gold deblunes!

The flying dutch man!

Arrr on my 2.2 wooden deblune, with 512 mega bytes from ol' nessy, and a 9600 deblunes..arrrr....

Now lets are be pirates and go steal stuff!

Quote: Originally Posted by madxmodman What an intrestin' holiday, why be we celebratin' it again?

Ye scurvey blaggard! Need ye a reason? 'Tis just fer t' good o' humanity!

Argh, I agree me matees. The wee lil trouble is convincing my scurvey ridden classmates it is good fun.

you have no idea how long i've been waiting for a "talk like an englishman day" guess I'll have to wait for a while. While I'm waiting i'll just have to do my best as a pirate as I walk around on campus.

Arrrr....I forgot me jolly-rogers for me truck today. Nothing like a black truck with a pirates flag and a parrot taped to the hood. Blast it matee, I need me some rum. Where's the beer-wench!

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Okay, found this on talklikeapirate.com

Blasted cat ate me parrot. Had to make it the new mascot.

Ahoy! Mate slap mah fro!

(dont ask I translated Hello Mate into pirate, then ebonics..lol)

Just so happens this day coincides with me pappy's birthday! Argh! Now if i didn't have a giant mohawk I might be able to pass off for a pirate. . .

A boy was playing in the back yard when his dad came out and asked

"What is the stick for?"
“This is my sword” said the boy.

And the hat? Asked dad.

This is my Pirate hat and IÂ’m getting ready to go and plunder some gold.

Well now, said dad, where are your buccaneers?

The boy looked up and said “They’re under me bucking hat!”

a pirate walks into a bar and the tender asks "Why do you have that steering wheel hanging out of your pants?"

The pirate says,"Arrrrrrr... It's driving me nuts."

Quote: Originally Posted by IronSerif a pirate walks into a bar and the tender asks "Why do you have that steering wheel hanging out of your pants?" The pirate says,"Arrrrrrr... It's driving me nuts."

Oh man, I was so gonna say that one!
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

Quote: Originally Posted by IronSerif a pirate walks into a bar and the tender asks "Why do you have that steering wheel hanging out of your pants?" The pirate says,"Arrrrrrr... It's driving me nuts."

ROFL!!! That is too funny!

Quote: Originally Posted by Spectrum Oh man, I was so gonna say that one! A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!" "What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine." The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really." "Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really." "Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes." "Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye." "So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ****!" "Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

Looks to me like somebody wasn't reading closely

This is a little long so i thought i just link it to you all to read.
http://www.drpsychotic.com/jokes/jokes13.html

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