Is nothing Sacred?

putwig · 12-April-03, 05:27 PM

First hockey, now this!

Congratulations my American friends on your first Women's World Curling Championship.

Team USA (with a skip that looked about 25) just beat 5 time Canadian Champion, and defending world champion, Colleen Jones of Canada.

scapegoat · 12-April-03, 05:38 PM

And i present to you the Womens Curling Champion!

Anathema · 12-April-03, 05:42 PM

ROFL scape.. you are so cute. ^_^

Jonny English · 12-April-03, 05:52 PM

Scape', how has a photo of a woman with a vibrator caught up in her hair

got anything to do with curling?

BigAkita · 13-April-03, 01:26 AM

It has to do with the toes, Jon, the toes. The object is to get a woman so fired up that her toes curl. At least that's what I heard. That's why it is called curling.

Darksamurai · 13-April-03, 01:43 AM

bit of a sticky wicket she got there

Regardless... I'm sure Masterbation will have it's own championship here soon...

"Yes, here we are just another "jerkwater" town in the heartland of America... in the final moments of the stoke-off 2004 championships... Yes, it's the "Slippery Grippers" against the "Meat Manglers"... it's one hell of a show-off... God I'd hate to be the janitor!"

Gamma_Goblin · 13-April-03, 01:48 AM

lol @ darksamurai haha

well ya know, weve got canned air and bottled water, why not?

brandon

Anathema · 13-April-03, 01:49 AM

Quote:


	Originally posted by Darksamurai bit of a sticky wicket she got there Regardless... I'm sure Masterbation will have it's own championship here soon... "Yes, here we are just another "jerkwater" town in the heartland of America... in the final moments of the stoke-off 2004 championships... Yes, it's the "Slippery Grippers" against the "Meat Manglers"... it's one hell of a show-off... God I'd hate to be the janitor!"

That's one sport I'd be taking home the gold for!! Hands down. (Down my pants, that is!)

scapegoat · 13-April-03, 01:54 AM

Quote:


	Originally posted by Anathema That's one sport I'd be taking home the gold for!! Hands down. (Down my pants, that is!)

If you need a manager. I'd be happy to lend a helping hand!

Anathema · 13-April-03, 02:00 AM

Quote:


	Originally posted by scapegoat If you need a manager. I'd be happy to lend a helping hand!

Woohoo! I needed a manager. You're hired!

Iateronmly · 13-April-03, 02:02 AM

My question is how will this be judged? Wait, scratch that, that is one of those questions where the answer is better left unknown.

jinxÂ© · 13-April-03, 03:32 AM

LMAO...You guys scare me at times...Then I read posts like these and everything's ok again..lol

DuckWarrior · 13-April-03, 06:03 AM

I'm with BA,
curling a woman's toes has always been my sport of choice.

Jonny English · 13-April-03, 06:42 AM

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	Originally posted by Iateronmly My question is how will this be judged? ...

I guess there'd be versions of a lot of different events, some that spring to mind are the High Jump, Long Jump, 100M Sprint, Marathon, Relay ...

Fu3lman · 13-April-03, 08:20 AM

oh now this is just strange and different, it has warped my fragile little mind...

hawklen · 13-April-03, 09:23 AM

How did a conversation on curling turn towards masterbation? Somehow, I fail to see the connection.

V4mpiro · 13-April-03, 09:37 AM

It turned because Jon thought that that curling iron in that girls hair was a vibrator, hence the masterbation jokes.

me_john85 · 13-April-03, 01:51 PM

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	Originally posted by Jon_the_Prong I guess there'd be versions of a lot of different events, some that spring to mind are the High Jump, Long Jump, 100M Sprint, Marathon, Relay ...

dont forget tripple jump

putwig · 13-April-03, 04:50 PM

OK then.

Nothing is sacred.

Iateronmly · 13-April-03, 04:51 PM

My poor frail virgin mind is now damaged.

12-April-03, 05:27 PM		#1 (permalink)
putwig Dr. Hydro Pimp	Is nothing Sacred? First hockey, now this! Congratulations my American friends on your first Women's World Curling Championship. Team USA (with a skip that looked about 25) just beat 5 time Canadian Champion, and defending world champion, Colleen Jones of Canada.

12-April-03, 05:38 PM		#2 (permalink)
scapegoat Apex Tech God	And i present to you the Womens Curling Champion! Attached Thumbnails

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Anathema Apex Tech Demi-God	ROFL scape.. you are so cute. ^_^

12-April-03, 05:52 PM		#4 (permalink)
Jonny English Etiquette & English Gentleman	Scape', how has a photo of a woman with a vibrator caught up in her hair got anything to do with curling?

13-April-03, 01:26 AM		#5 (permalink)
BigAkita n00b-ass reviewer	It has to do with the toes, Jon, the toes. The object is to get a woman so fired up that her toes curl. At least that's what I heard. That's why it is called curling.

13-April-03, 01:43 AM		#6 (permalink)
Darksamurai Sam-Hoe-rai N-Hoe-mad	bit of a sticky wicket she got there Regardless... I'm sure Masterbation will have it's own championship here soon... "Yes, here we are just another "jerkwater" town in the heartland of America... in the final moments of the stoke-off 2004 championships... Yes, it's the "Slippery Grippers" against the "Meat Manglers"... it's one hell of a show-off... God I'd hate to be the janitor!"

13-April-03, 01:48 AM		#7 (permalink)
Gamma_Goblin Senor Cisner-Hoes	lol @ darksamurai haha well ya know, weve got canned air and bottled water, why not? brandon

13-April-03, 02:02 AM		#11 (permalink)
Iateronmly Smooth Operator	My question is how will this be judged? Wait, scratch that, that is one of those questions where the answer is better left unknown.

13-April-03, 03:32 AM		#12 (permalink)
jinxÂ© Still Duck's Hoe Though	LMAO...You guys scare me at times...Then I read posts like these and everything's ok again..lol

13-April-03, 06:03 AM		#13 (permalink)
DuckWarrior Retired Admin In Charge of Death and Destruction to All those Who Oppose My World known as PimpRig	I'm with BA, curling a woman's toes has always been my sport of choice.

13-April-03, 08:20 AM		#15 (permalink)
Fu3lman Light My Fire	oh now this is just strange and different, it has warped my fragile little mind...

13-April-03, 09:23 AM		#16 (permalink)
hawklen PCApex's Mouthy Stepchild	How did a conversation on curling turn towards masterbation? Somehow, I fail to see the connection.

13-April-03, 09:37 AM		#17 (permalink)
V4mpiro Apex Tech Fanatic	It turned because Jon thought that that curling iron in that girls hair was a vibrator, hence the masterbation jokes.

13-April-03, 04:50 PM		#19 (permalink)
putwig Dr. Hydro Pimp	OK then. Nothing is sacred.

13-April-03, 04:51 PM		#20 (permalink)
Iateronmly Smooth Operator	My poor frail virgin mind is now damaged.