Divorce gift (its a joke)

post_break · 23-August-05, 09:45 PM

So this couple are getting a divorce and what not. The wife comes up with a bright idea, a divorce gift. "I know we both hate each other but lets get each other one last gift." ~the wife. "Well thats fine I guess" ~husband. "Well I know what you can get me! You can get me something red and goes from 0-200 in an instant." So the guy thinks for a minute and says "ok that's do able" He says he will be right back with the gift and takes off. 20 minutes later he comes back. "Wheres my gift???"... "Right here" (points to walmart bag. He hands her the bag and opens it up. To her suprise she finds a can of red spray paint and a scale.

Well I hope it wasnt that bad of a joke...

MSXenix · 24-August-05, 10:44 AM

Nice joke.

phin3s · 24-August-05, 10:56 AM

that would definately never help a relationship lol

23-August-05, 09:45 PM		#1 (permalink)
post_break I Drive A Mac	Divorce gift (its a joke) So this couple are getting a divorce and what not. The wife comes up with a bright idea, a divorce gift. "I know we both hate each other but lets get each other one last gift." ~the wife. "Well thats fine I guess" ~husband. "Well I know what you can get me! You can get me something red and goes from 0-200 in an instant." So the guy thinks for a minute and says "ok that's do able" He says he will be right back with the gift and takes off. 20 minutes later he comes back. "Wheres my gift???"... "Right here" (points to walmart bag. He hands her the bag and opens it up. To her suprise she finds a can of red spray paint and a scale. Well I hope it wasnt that bad of a joke...

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24-August-05, 10:44 AM		#2 (permalink)
MSXenix Apex Techie Lite	Nice joke.

24-August-05, 10:56 AM		#3 (permalink)
phin3s Re-Fu3ling Beyotch	that would definately never help a relationship lol