There was a conversation going on here. What did one blonde say to the other?

Left Blonde: Do you still have J-Dogg's number?

Right Blonde: Yeah, he's an ass.

Let me get it started.

"Did you know that when I look in your ear I can see the ATI booth?"

Where's LwrS10 with his Blond Jokes!!!!


Let me try!!!

Blond on left: I really love your lips...have i told you that lately.
Blond on Right: Where's T2....so he can take our pictures...
I heard he needed some fine Babes to pose for him....Becuase the Babe Thread needed a Boost!!

1st Blonde, "Is that the real BigAkita/"

2nd Blonde, "He's sooo dreamy..."

Quote: Originally Posted by BigAkita 1st Blonde, "Is that the real BigAkita/" 2nd Blonde, "He's sooo dreamy..."

Girl on right...

Is that really what the PR staff looks like? Dam...GlitterKill is smooking...no sure about that dog Brett but Rob...o hell yea!

Girl on Left...

Yeah girl...but GlitterKill is taken...god, like she is SO lucky . Btw, your hair looks amazing tonight.

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Got to represent my home boys now...!

Girl on the left: "I'm so hungry I could eat a bull's arse!"
Girl on right: "Huh? I'm sorry my stomach was growling so loud I did not hear what you said."

Girl on the left: "I meant to touch up my roots, and forgot!"
Girl on right: " Bummer. I'm a natural blond I don't have to worry about that."
Girl on left: "Yeah right! Prove it!Let's see if the carpet matches the drapes."


DOH! Can't believe I just typed that!

"if we stand real still and look like plastic ..we might just luck out and lat will pass us by. but then maybe not i have heard stories"

OMG You are wearing the same shirt. I paid $800 dollars for this and it said one of a kind.

Girl on Right: "What the hell is that over there?!"
Girl on Left: "Oh, that's subdismal, lurking behind the rest of the PR members and staff. Don't even bother, he's hung like a squirrel..."
Girl on Left: "..."

Blonde on left - "Ive just invented a solar powered flashlight."

@ gamecon
Girl on the right: If one more geek asks me to he can plug his broadband connector into my etherport, I think I'm going to kill him.
Girl on the left: It's probably more like a RJ-45 connection.

@defcon
Girl on the left: He says he's real, but you can tell his skills are scripts.

@model show
Girl on the right: I'm so stuffed, I had half a cracker for lunch.
Girl on the left: You cow.

@PC show of some type.
Girl on the left: No, they augment computers.

Quote: Originally Posted by BigAkita There was a conversation going on here. What did one blonde say to the other?

Blonde on right: Ooo, is that Rob over there?

Red on left: Oh honey, I'd forget about him if I were you.

Blonde on right: Why is that? He looks so hunky...

Red of left: Notice how I just came out of the back room with him? There's a reason why I'm not wearing any pants right now. You won't walk straight for a week when he's done.

Blonde on right: (with peaking interest)...Oh?

Left Blonde: So baby...Whatca doing after the show?
Right Blone: Nothing really...Wanna come over?
Left Blone: Sure.
Left: Am I on the top this time or are you?
Right: Your badd...

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Left-Is that god over there in the Nvidia Booth?
Right-Nah! Couldnt be! Wait! Your right! ITS GOD! (insert girlish squeel) GOD! OH OMY GOD ITS YOU GOD!
God (off screen)-(turns around) Huh? Nooo youve gotten me mistaken with somone else. Im not god!
Right-Well you look like him
God-Listen..Im not god.
Right blond-Yes you are!
God-(thinks to himself oh god here we go)
Right blond-spam spam spam spam
Left blond-wtf?(slaps the right blonde)
Right blond-Spam Spam Spam Spam
(crowd looks over and screams TROLL!!)
God-Ok fine..Im god!
Right Blond: YAY!!!!

God-Haha not....(Bans her..she goes poof)
Left blonde-Hey what did you ju-
God-(Bans her too, she goes poof)

(god returns to the bar)

Girl on right: I thought we were both going to dress up as bad 70's lamps, look, I got the pull cord attached to my navel, lights in my eyes, my top looks like a black velvet lampshade, and I have something with a cord plugged in and attached . . .

Girl on left: What's that humming sound?

left- Look...you're hot, I'm hot but would you kindly remove your hand from my arse