15 things to do at walmart while you Girl friend takes her sweet time

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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"Code3" in
housewares...and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't
you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror and pick your
nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from
"Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
"PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell
loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Quote: Originally Posted by Rob 15 things to do at walmart while you Girl friend takes her sweet time -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"Code3" in housewares...and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible." 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"

...............That is twisted......

I'm gonna try the first two.

You forgot this one.... Cover your eyes and play marco polo.

I do #1 at just about any store that carries them. Its funniest to do it to people (especially middleaged to older) because they usually in a hurry and they they just pile everything onto the counter and they dont notice till they check it through and its funny to see them react. Its best to do it at the larger grocery stores here and a store because usually when u have to cancel off an order of 10 bucks or more they must page an "Overide on lane X" i guess its a security feature so that cashiers cant give friends free stuff, and so u gotta wait till the head cashier comes with a special card that must be scanned for the item to disappear. Its funny because it causes the person more embarassement and sometimes to avoid it they are just like "ok ok ok nevermind hurry it up will you" and they end up buying em lol just to get out as fast as possible. Whether they are put to use is undetermined.

Rob!!! you should have your own thread...Rob's joke of the Day

I always wanted to go to the bathroom, get into one of the stalls with a really big mellon of somesort.....when some one gets in the one next to you make pushing sounds then drop the mellon into the pot from a good distance...then after the sound splash water over into the next stall

I always thought it would be pretty funny to go in the bathroom, take a crap and then wipe ur butt without ripping the toilet paper off the roll. Then when ur done, carefully roll it back up... The next person would have an unpleasant suprise

GTO, that's not funny, just sick.

Rob, those are excellent suggestions. I was in Wal-Mart earlier today and took a break near the main aisle by the registers so I could just look at who was there.

I was humming the Doors song "People are Strange" while watching the most interesting procession of "average" people.

Damn the rotten timing. I just got back from Wally World too.

I like to open the gates on the ball tower things and roll the balls down the isles, ride bikes around the store, turn all the stereos to a Spanish radio station, and some other good old fashioned fun.

Rob
#1, 9, 10 & 13 cracked me up!

When I go to Walmart or the mall I like to play a little game called, "Human I Spy". That is when you and someone you're with name a specific oddity to look for, and the person who spots it first wins that point.

Things to look for:

• mullet
• fat woman wearing Daisey Dukes & crop top
• man boobs
• comb over
• redneck

You get the idea. It is fun and you would be surprised how quickly you find these and more.

Quote: Originally Posted by Foe Rob #1, 9, 10 & 13 cracked me up! When I go to Walmart or the mall I like to play a little game called, "Human I Spy". That is when you and someone you're with name a specific oddity to look for, and the person who spots it first wins that point. Things to look for: mullet fat woman wearing Daisey Dukes & crop top man boobs comb over redneck You get the idea. It is fun and you would be surprised how quickly you find these and more.

Foe, you'd be surprised how many people in rural areas get themselves all gussied up to be "seen" at Wal-Mart...

As there are no real hang outs here for the under 21 set, it's McD's and Wal Mart...

So my girl and I like to count the ratio of Non-comformist "goth" kids to the preppy "Barbie-Dolls". In Helena, there doesn't seem to be a middle ground. You're either extreme right, or extreme left... but it doesn't matter really 'cause both groups can be seen at the Wal-Mart!

Hell, the local ricer population sits at Wal-Mart, (last time, in the friggin' Handicap parking no less), and has their "Street Glow" on... all whilst blasting gangsta-rap.

Of course, it's always a surburban, country, white kid dressed like "Kip" from Napoleon Dynamite.

They just built a Wal-Mart, supposedly the biggest one in the state of FL, just down the street from me. And they installed a traffic light just for Wal-Mart too.

Traffic is going to be a clusterf*ck at 5:00 now. i think I'm going to start riding my Sting-Ray to work again.

Quote: Originally Posted by j-dogg They just built a Wal-Mart, supposedly the biggest one in the state of FL, just down the street from me. And they installed a traffic light just for Wal-Mart too. Traffic is going to be a clusterf*ck at 5:00 now. i think I'm going to start riding my Sting-Ray to work again.

Careful dog... last two times I almost got clipped by some idiot in a parking lot was at the Wal-Mart... and that was in Phoenix...

Quote: Originally Posted by Darksamurai Foe, you'd be surprised how many people in rural areas get themselves all gussied up to be "seen" at Wal-Mart... As there are no real hang outs here for the under 21 set, it's McD's and Wal Mart... So my girl and I like to count the ratio of Non-comformist "goth" kids to the preppy "Barbie-Dolls". In Helena, there doesn't seem to be a middle ground. You're either extreme right, or extreme left... but it doesn't matter really 'cause both groups can be seen at the Wal-Mart! Hell, the local ricer population sits at Wal-Mart, (last time, in the friggin' Handicap parking no less), and has their "Street Glow" on... all whilst blasting gangsta-rap. Of course, it's always a surburban, country, white kid dressed like "Kip" from Napoleon Dynamite.

I know where you're coming from on that one DS! And the Kip referance got me good! lol Just got that DVD for my daughter. She and her college roommates love that movie. They can quote the whole dang thing!

Quote: Originally Posted by Foe I know where you're coming from on that one DS! And the Kip referance got me good! lol Just got that DVD for my daughter. She and her college roommates love that movie. They can quote the whole dang thing!

So, uh....you've got a daughter in college?

I think what would be also cool is to turn on all the stereo sets, then put the timer on them to turn on all at once with the volume crank all the way up. Kind of what Rob said on the alarm clocks.

Quote: Originally Posted by Foe Just got that DVD for my daughter. She and her college roommates love that movie.

How much to ship to 32909?