Why weren't my friend's moms cool?

Im_gumby · 26-July-05, 08:00 AM

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	GOLDEN, Colo. - A woman who told police she wanted to be a "cool mom" pleaded guilty to sexual assault charges Monday for having sex with high school boys at parties where authorities said she supplied drugs and alcohol. Silvia Johnson, 40, pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor counts of sexual assault and nine felony counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. As part of a plea agreement, prosecutors dropped two counts of distribution of methamphetamine. "She described herself as a `cool mom,'" Detective R.J. Vander Veen wrote in the affidavit. He said Johnson told investigators "she was never popular with classmates in high school and now began `feeling like one of the group.'" Prosecutors did not recommend a sentence, but each sexual assault count carries up to two years in prison, and each count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor carries up to six years, district attorney's spokeswoman Pam Russell said. Johnson, who is free on bail, held parties for the boys almost weekly between October 2003 and October 2004, authorities said. She was accused of providing drugs and alcohol to eight boys and having sex with five of them. Police said the investigation began after one of the boys told his mother about the encounters, and she reported it to authorities.

Ummm... just wondering... what high school boy wouldn't want to go to that party?

And how badly was the kid who told his MOM beat up? Why on earth would he do that? Access to booze and sex on a weekly basis? That's pretty much the dream of every pubescent teen boy (and most married ones too, for that matter.)

nev_payne · 26-July-05, 08:17 AM

heh try this for size : http://www.muchosucko.com/video-heydudethatsmymom.html

Pharaoh · 26-July-05, 01:52 PM

It is not to far to stretch the imagination to presume that if she
had sex with 5 of 8 it must be 1 of 3 that squealed.

Whichever one that did squeal is an A$$HAT!

konai_konai666 · 26-July-05, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh


	It is not to far to stretch the imagination to presume that if she had sex with 5 of 8 it must be 1 of 3 that squealed. Whichever one that did squeal is an A$$HAT!

I'm with you on this one, not that I'd take a 40 yo ma first pick, but in the situation of most kids my age, I just feel bad for the mom (girls can get so confused, y'know, sometimes they just can't quite decide), I mean, all along, It was a mutual relationship (however gang-like it may've gotten at times

), but IMO noone was really getting hurt before this.. Now look who's probably going to be physically beaten and socially expelled from thier school..

PS. The vid cracked me up, thanks nev!!

Fatsobob · 26-July-05, 02:29 PM

She lives in Colorado!!!!
WHERES THIS ADDRESS!?

Honestly, shes trying TOO hard to be cool.

Graaille · 26-July-05, 02:58 PM

Thinking back on who my friends moms were, and what they looked like...

booze and drugs would have *had* to have been involved.

I think there would have been only two that I might have said yes to without being cross eyed wasted.

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26-July-05, 08:17 AM		#2 (permalink)
nev_payne Apex Tech God	heh try this for size : http://www.muchosucko.com/video-heydudethatsmymom.html

26-July-05, 01:52 PM		#3 (permalink)
Pharaoh Apex Tech God	It is not to far to stretch the imagination to presume that if she had sex with 5 of 8 it must be 1 of 3 that squealed. Whichever one that did squeal is an A$$HAT!

26-July-05, 02:29 PM		#5 (permalink)
Fatsobob Apex's Squirrel Revolutionary	She lives in Colorado!!!! WHERES THIS ADDRESS!? Honestly, shes trying TOO hard to be cool.

26-July-05, 02:58 PM		#6 (permalink)
Graaille Apex Master Tech	Thinking back on who my friends moms were, and what they looked like... booze and drugs would have had to have been involved. I think there would have been only two that I might have said yes to without being cross eyed wasted.