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| Well...........after being out of work since May from Ft. Gordon, looks like I'll have a new employer sometime this week..... I just received a phone call from my wife (she's at work right now) who just finished speaking to my new future boss..............and the great thing about it, I'm not going down in salary.......W00t !!!! I'll be working at the hospital where my wife works, except I'll be in the security department.......... Wow...........it's been a 1 1/2 years since I worked hospital security (that was in Michigan)........boy, I miss wrestling with the drunks, druggies and the psychos................heh | ||
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Wonders why.... Hey good luck on the job...Just promise me you will never tell anyone that you will "WHACK OFF THEIR PEE PEE" if they do something wrong. That would really make it hard on your credibility... DIgi | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Congrats (or here's hoping, at least) on the new job... Do you know if it's general hospital security, or something specialized, like the Fourth Floor ? <--- Inside joke, remember?So many of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's notorious quotes come to mind, I'm sure HP could dish out some even better ones if one of the Fourth Floor patients ever really got out of line... No need for pee-pee whacking ![]() | ||
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ROFL .........I wouldn't say that, but I've been called numerous times to make their hands "IDLE" (leather restraints.......that's when I triple glove......heh)
Well, it's basically everything................from the mental unit, to the ER.......and the morgue Actually, this will be alot better than dealing with the drunk soldiers (who give you attitude and puke) at Ft. Gordon.............heh | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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ROFLMAO.............Well, bodies need to be "dispatched" to the funeral homes...........plus the ME usually has a problem sometimes lifting the "Dead Weight"...........Hell, I remember I had to help lift a 768 pound woman.........it took 13 guys(mantainace, housekeeping, male nurses, etc) to get her from the gurney to the funeral home van. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
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