Bubba

LwrS10 · 30-June-05, 06:26 PM

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her packet, took a measurement, announce, "Eighteen feet, six inches,"
and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed, "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde. We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."

Foe · 30-June-05, 06:32 PM

ROFL!!! Nice one. Here's one for you:
Husband and wife working in the yard together. Husband looks over at the wife bent over weeding the flower bed:
Husband: Honey your butt sure has gotten wide....Wow, I bet your butt is as wide as that BBQ grill over there......I'm gonna go get my tape measure and check.
Husband gets tape, and measures wife's behind.
Husband: Yep! Your butt really is as wide as the BBQ grill!!!!
Later that night in bed the husband feeling frisky snuggles up next to the wife.
Wife: You really don't think I am going to fire up this grill for one little weenie, do you?

30-June-05, 06:26 PM		#1 (permalink)
LwrS10 C-hoe-bra Joe	Bubba Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her packet, took a measurement, announce, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Junior shook his head and laughed, "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde. We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."

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30-June-05, 06:32 PM		#2 (permalink)
Foe Apex Tech God	ROFL!!! Nice one. Here's one for you: Husband and wife working in the yard together. Husband looks over at the wife bent over weeding the flower bed: Husband: Honey your butt sure has gotten wide....Wow, I bet your butt is as wide as that BBQ grill over there......I'm gonna go get my tape measure and check. Husband gets tape, and measures wife's behind. Husband: Yep! Your butt really is as wide as the BBQ grill!!!! Later that night in bed the husband feeling frisky snuggles up next to the wife. Wife: You really don't think I am going to fire up this grill for one little weenie, do you?