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Old 30-June-05, 01:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Normally I'm not a sensitive kind of guy. I don't get offended, I don't feel persecuted or discriminated against. Well, that is until today. Jesse Jackson and his latest crusade have opened my eyes to a whole new world. Now, I finally realize that I am part of a nearly silent minority that is slandered on a daily basis.

In a nutshell, Jesse is perturbed because the Mexican government has issued a new stamp depicting an old, yet still in circulation, comic character. It is admittedly an "old view" depiction of the African-American race, and he is certain that it is an attempt to insult people all over the world. See this link for the full article: http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americ....ap/index.html

After reading this, I realize that I'm a redneck/hillbilly type. I'm not this way by choice, but by birth. I'm happy with who I am, but I'm sick and tired of people like Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy making fun of me! I'll not stand for this blatant persecution and ridicule any longer! Join me, and let's ban these people from profiting at my expense!

OH GET REAL, PEOPLE!!

QUIT WHINING. This applies to most any group who have things such as gay pride parades, green hair and 12 lip rings, pants that don't seem to go any higher than the middle of your a**, John Deere caps and as many missing teeth as missing button on that sleeveless flannel shirt. My wife used to get mad when I would open chuckle at kids walking through Seattle, wearing the "goth" clothing, piercings galore, etc etc. My reply was simply, "Honey, when they left the house this morning, they wanted attention. I'm just making it happen for them."

I'm straight, but I don't organize straight pride celebrations. I'm a redneck, but I don't spit my copenhagen on the carpet and demand that everyone else likes it. I'm a soldier, but I don't expect everyone to wave a flag and shake my hand when I roll into town.

And this is a POSTAGE STAMP FROM A FOREIGN NATION. It's not a symbol of America and its equal rights. It's not a blow against humanity and the advancement of civil rights. It's a STAMP. It's a little piece of sticky-backed paper with a Mexican CARTOON CHARACTER on it.

So when does the whining stop? When are we ever going to be happy just being ourselves and not be so dependent on unanymous acceptance? Will it ever end, or will their be more crusades? I'm shocked that PETA hasn't boycotted Calvin and Hobbes. That kid puts that tiger through more crap than can surely be necessary. Besides, just keeping a tiger in captivity like that is illegal! DOWN WITH CALVIN AND HOBBES!

All kidding aside, I think it's time for Jesse to retire or just find a job that doesn't make it into the limelight. He's dipping pretty deep in the ol' barrel for heroic causes, don't you think?

hp07, out.
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Old 30-June-05, 01:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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minorities always pull stuff off like that and its bolstered by the public schools who support it since they're trying to get "equal opportunity" while they're just making kids who are white think less of themselves. never understood why they had to have gay pride parades. so they're gay, so what?
this brings to mind something that happened at my high school. we had asian, jewish, muslim, black, etc student unions and someone wanted to make a caucasian student union and they were turned down since it was for white people (even though anyone who wants to can join any of these clubs). we weren't allowed to have a christian or bible club either . ..

come to California and you'll get it a lot worse than in Missouri . ..
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Old 30-June-05, 01:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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minorities always pull stuff off like that and its bolstered by the public schools who support it since they're trying to get "equal opportunity" while they're just making kids who are white think less of themselves. never understood why they had to have gay pride parades. so they're gay, so what?
this brings to mind something that happened at my high school. we had asian, jewish, muslim, black, etc student unions and someone wanted to make a caucasian student union and they were turned down since it was for white people (even though anyone who wants to can join any of these clubs). we weren't allowed to have a christian or bible club either . ..

come to California and you'll get it a lot worse than in Missouri . ..

Ah, Missouri's not THAT bad.
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Old 30-June-05, 01:54 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I think its time that someone give him a severe beating. That would make a good Adam Sandler bit... " And now the severe beating of Rev. Jesse Jackson."
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Old 30-June-05, 02:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Move north of I-44 and you won't have any issues
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Old 30-June-05, 02:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Move north of I-44 and you won't have any issues

I think my sarcasm has been missed. I'm not REALLY offended by anything. I digress....lol

And yeah, I grew up north of I-44. I was raised in Fountain Grove, right between Chillicothe and Brookfield on HWY 36.
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Old 30-June-05, 02:19 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Do you have any idea how much Coke burns when it shoots out your nose?
You should have a disclaimer in the first sentence: "Swallow all liquids before reading this post."
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Old 30-June-05, 02:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Jon Stewart on the Daily Show did a bit last night that went soooomething like this after some Reverend got up to approve on the Supreme Court's allowing Texas to keep the 10 Commandments.

Stewart said: Does anyone know if there is a time limit on the Christian persecution complex? Constandine converted in - what? - 312AD. And youve been running things ever since. All I'm saying is - enjoy your success.

So everybody whines. The rich whine about "class warfare". Wal-Mart whines about being "unfairly targeted blah blah blah". Find me someone who doesn't whine.

-MF, who NEVER whines
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Old 30-June-05, 02:51 PM   #9 (permalink)
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If Jesse Jackson's offended by another country's stamp, can I be outraged that a popular restaurant chain right here in the USA is called "Cracker Barrel"?

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Old 30-June-05, 02:54 PM   #10 (permalink)
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OH GET REAL, PEOPLE!!

QUIT WHINING..

So when does the whining stop?

hp07, out.

So true.
As an adolescent we used to chant "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me".
Now days Jesse and the liberal left want to be in the lime light and restrict what others think, say, do, wear and smoke. It now seems they want to restrict whatÂ’s printed i.e. the stamp.

The winning will not stop. As long as a$$h@ts and the like are out there.
So until the attention seekers get a real life they will continue to wreak havoc.
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Old 30-June-05, 04:59 PM   #11 (permalink)
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That idiot has been whining bout nothing for so long ..........I've just leaned not to listen to his nonsense........
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Old 30-June-05, 05:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I am just holding up my fustration and anger till the day that the white man is the minority. Then all you haters better back off cause I am gonna raise some stink like nobody has seen in many years. There is gonna be picketing and riots and civil rights marches and nobody two shades darker than copier paper is gonna be invited.


Ok well maybe not but it would be fitting to turn the tables on these activists and stuff the same dribble back into their faces.
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Old 30-June-05, 06:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
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So, you guys are whining about whiners?

I'd whine about you guys, but sadly I don't care. Yay apathy.
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Old 30-June-05, 06:55 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I am just holding up my fustration and anger till the day that the white man is the minority. Then all you haters better back off cause I am gonna raise some stink like nobody has seen in many years. There is gonna be picketing and riots and civil rights marches and nobody two shades darker than copier paper is gonna be invited.


Ok well maybe not but it would be fitting to turn the tables on these activists and stuff the same dribble back into their faces.

*Shrug* We'll still be "The White Man", even if we are actually the minority. Ancestral blame and all that. Number of black guys i know who've gotten their asses kicked because they were black. 0. Number of white guys i know who've gotten their asses kicked because they were white. Several, including myself on more than one ocasion. Even though i am technically a minority in my city i certanly dont bitch (beyond the specific events) about white persecution or anything...
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Old 01-July-05, 07:36 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Now days Jesse and the liberal left want to be in the lime light and restrict what others think, say, do, wear and smoke. It now seems they want to restrict whatÂ’s printed i.e. the stamp.

Woah woah woah, I think you should edit your post and take out "liberal left." The liberals restrict? Just because Jesse Jackson is a liberal, doesn't mean all liberals think/feel the same way as he does. Many different ideals make up ones eventual decision of what political path they choose. I don't believe that one has a complete affinity with every ideal their chosen path entails, however, I reiterate, out of the terms "liberal" or "conservative", the term who's ideals relate most to a person is the one chosen. I can't just let a comment like that just pass. Lumping all liberals together in some supposedly vile group is ignorant, just like Jesse Jackson's unnecessary intervention in another country's culture. Thanks, but I'm not like Jesse Jackson.

The definition of a liberal is: "open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded."
The definition of a conservative is: "Tending or disposed to maintain existing institutions; opposed to change or innovation"

Which one sounds more restricting to you?
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Old 01-July-05, 07:58 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Woah woah woah, I think you should edit your post and take out "liberal left." The liberals restrict? Just because Jesse Jackson is a liberal, doesn't mean all liberals think/feel the same way as he does. Many different ideals make up ones eventual decision of what political path they choose. I don't believe that one has a complete affinity with every ideal their chosen path entails, however, I reiterate, out of the terms "liberal" or "conservative", the term who's ideals relate most to a person is the one chosen. I can't just let a comment like that just pass. Lumping all liberals together in some supposedly vile group is ignorant, just like Jesse Jackson's unnecessary intervention in another country's culture. Thanks, but I'm not like Jesse Jackson.

The definition of a liberal is: "open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded."
The definition of a conservative is: "Tending or disposed to maintain existing institutions; opposed to change or innovation"

Which one sounds more restricting to you?

Boy, do you have that all wrong...............

Conservatives believe in smaller government & strong individualism. Letting the person be responsible and let his own inititive be his guiding light. Conservatives are more for big busness than the liberals who are more for government programs (expansion) to supposedly help the so called unfortunate and lower working class. Conservatives like to help big business (tax cuts etc.) because this usually causes business growth. That means jobs plus and people spending money, which helps the economy, remember the 90's.

Liberals are always for government expansion and more controls on people as they believe that people are just not responsible for their actions and feel a need to guide them like sheep. They tend to initiate more laws governing people and look at the wealthy as "evil" that need to be taxed more.
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Boy, do you have that all wrong...............

Conservatives believe in smaller government & strong individualism. Letting the person be responsible and let his own inititive be his guiding light. Conservatives are more for big busness than the liberals who are more for government programs (expansion) to supposedly help the so called unfortunate and lower working class. Conservatives like to help big business (tax cuts etc.) because this usually causes business growth. That means jobs plus and people spending money, which helps the economy, remember the 90's.

Liberals are always for government expansion and more controls on people as they believe that people are just not responsible for their actions and feel a need to guide them like sheep. They tend to initiate more laws governing people and look at the wealthy as "evil" that need to be taxed more.

I'd like to add an addendum to those definitions (which are very correct by the way). Very obviously from those definitions, Republican != Conservatice, and Democrat != Liberal.

/plugs liberterian party
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Old 01-July-05, 11:37 PM   #18 (permalink)
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This thread finally went about as exciting as my thumb in my boo boo....

Here comes the bashing, smack talking and battle over "WHOS BETTER".
Always ends this way....
See what you did Jesse?
hahaha
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Old 01-July-05, 11:41 PM   #19 (permalink)
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This thread finally went about as exciting as my thumb in my boo boo....

Here comes the bashing, smack talking and battle over "WHOS BETTER".
Always ends this way....
See what you did Jesse?
hahaha
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Ohhhhhh........you luv this stuff..........
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Old 02-July-05, 01:18 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Boy, do you have that all wrong...............

Conservatives believe in smaller government & strong individualism. Letting the person be responsible and let his own inititive be his guiding light. Conservatives are more for big busness than the liberals who are more for government programs (expansion) to supposedly help the so called unfortunate and lower working class. Conservatives like to help big business (tax cuts etc.) because this usually causes business growth. That means jobs plus and people spending money, which helps the economy, remember the 90's.

Liberals are always for government expansion and more controls on people as they believe that people are just not responsible for their actions and feel a need to guide them like sheep. They tend to initiate more laws governing people and look at the wealthy as "evil" that need to be taxed more.

In the end I think it's not differences in ideals , policies or morals that have liberals and conservatives at each others throats all the time but rash and sweeping generalizations like these. Ive really got nothing against conservatives and they have every right to speak their mind as we liberals do but this isn't political debate it's just bellittling the ideals of the other side and it's childish and unproductive.

Liberals don't think people are "sheep" and we are not running some ultra left wing conspiracy to try to control you. We are just people like you trying to apply our morals and ideas like equality and social justice to the betterment of our society and it's fine if you disagree with some of them but don't slander us. Thanks.
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