someone should make a case completely out of things from sears and call it the sears tower

..................moron.

*cues up acoustic guitar again*

Hahah made me laugh.

I hope while im looking for an apropriate picture someone doesn't beat me to the first reply...

Uhg, best i can do on short notice... Ah, ill take a bit more time...

What the hell, one more.

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sing it!! sing it!!

Someone should knock out a few n00bs, stack them up ontop of each other, force feed 2 of them DVD drives and one of them a PSU up the other end and call it the PWN3D N00B tower...oh wait nah that would be stupid.

Carl: What happened to my freaken car!
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The christmas ghost of the past the the future: Anti Taco Legislation..Antidisastablishmanterimnsim.
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Lwrs10..you know what Im talking bought! I have all the episodes

Meatwad: Im pregnant
Fry: YOu cant possibly be pregnant!
Meatwad: Why not?
Fry: Well your uh...a Male!
Meatwad: THat its soo cool! Ive always wanted a gender!

is it possible to unclick on a thread...

Quote: Originally Posted by nev_payne sing it!! sing it!! Someone should knock out a few n00bs, stack them up ontop of each other, force feed 2 of them DVD drives and one of them a PSU up the other end and call it the PWN3D N00B tower...oh wait nah that would be stupid.

Heh...............My exact thoughts!!!!

Quote: Originally Posted by nev_payne sing it!! sing it!! Someone should knock out a few n00bs, stack them up ontop of each other, force feed 2 of them DVD drives and one of them a PSU up the other end and call it the PWN3D N00B tower...oh wait nah that would be stupid.

haha, that cracked me up Nev
but, i don't think the guy meant any harm, he's just got a slight case of down syndrome, that's all...

Quote: Originally Posted by zxanwulf someone should make a case completely out of things from sears and call it the sears tower

Some actual thought is appreciated when posting.

Please try your attempt one more time then stifle yourself.

Quote: Originally Posted by Nerdz Carl: What happened to my freaken car! --- The christmas ghost of the past the the future: Anti Taco Legislation..Antidisastablishmanterimnsim. --- Lwrs10..you know what Im talking bought! I have all the episodes Meatwad: Im pregnant Fry: YOu cant possibly be pregnant! Meatwad: Why not? Fry: Well your uh...a Male! Meatwad: THat its soo cool! Ive always wanted a gender!

carl "Its like my pool is tearin ass across the backyard. but its stayin still. still waters run deep."
Shake:"why howdy neghbor"
carl:" you stay away, cause you are wierd"

"You know frankenstein never really scared me."
"Because they ran very fast."

Shake: Look, I should not walk so a child may live. That's what it does.
Frylock: Get up!

Master Shake: (angrily tapping Meatwad's door with his guitar) I like BEAT-INGS! I'll beat you all day

Carl: Hey! 612 Wharf Avenue! I know where that is! It's next to Melon Shakers.........uh, the gentlemens club.

Meatwad: Dewey, do you take this headless supermodel with the six-pack to be your lawfully wedded wife so that you guys can work on the railroad together and build supertrains and drive them to Jupiter with Pac-Man? Say "I do."
Ol Drippy: I do.
Meatwad: Whoopie!
Carl: You two-timing bitch!

Meatwad: And the blood's just gonna keep flowing, unless...
Cybernetic Ghost: Unless Carl pays tribute to the elfin elders in space.
Carl: I'll do it. What do I do?
Cybernetic Ghost: You must give yourself up to the Great Red Ape.
Carl: Okay, how much?
Cybernetic Ghost: Sexually.
Carl: Wonderful

Dr. Weird: (after a giant hand lifts his lab up into the sky) RUN FAT BOY, RUUUNNN!!!

Oh man, ATHF... I'm probably going to see Foreigner at the jefferson county fair next month with some guys just because of that episode. Gotta be one of my favorites...

Meatwad: "Shoot, that sure is a nice car she's washing there. Do you think that's a straight six?"
Err: "I think I have a straight six"
Inignot: "Ooo, Err, your sexual inuendo is priceless."


Ignignoct: "This pronography is infinitely excellent. This dresser however, is very boring."
Err: "Yeah, get rid of it!"
Ignignoct: "Torch the dresser, Meatwad."
Meatwad: "But, this is where Carl keeps his clothes."
Ignignoct: "Look, these girls don't have any clothes, and they're not complaining."
Err: "Yeah man, they're kissing eachother!"
Ignignoct: "And you want Carl to be 'forever kissed,' don't you?"

Err: "Man, how come it ain't working on him"
Ignignoct: "Because those are Loverboy songs Err, and Loverboy has always sucked."
Carl: "Oh no they don't. I saw them in '85 at Madison Square and they KICKED ASS."


And of course the classic...
Ignignoct:: "Just say 'here', and let's assume it is short for: Here I am... rock you like a hurricane."
Err: "Do as the scorpions before you!"


I think my all time favorite episode though is the one with Danzig. I always randomly start sentances with "Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him..."


Danzig: "Now look. Listen to me as hard as you ****ing can. That ****ing robot came with the ****ing house, and now he's ****ing gone. If you see that mother****er... "
Shake: "Yeah yeah we'll tell him."
Danzig: "You ****ing better, if I find him over here, I'm gonna be eating my cereal out of the bottom of your ****ing skull. Verständlich?"
Meatwad: Alright, he's gone. You can come out now.
Cybernetic Ghost: I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying. He is so frightening. And he doesn't wear a shirt.
Shake: You make our house bleed right now!

Carl: "What was your name again?"
Danzig: "Danzig, mother****er!"

Man, now i gotta watch these eps...

EDIT:Question. WTF where they on when they wrote the Hypno-Germ episode?!?

Quote: Originally Posted by Cyno01 Shake: You make our house bleed right now!

Master Shake: There shall be only one! (Takes out a sword and ends up shocking and lighting himself on fire)
Meatwad: We grillin' tonight.

Carl: Oh... do not tell me that is my car up there on the roof!
Meatwad: Okay, we won't.

www.yzzerdd: It's only $44.95 a month. That's pennies a day.
Frylock: Look, I didn't sign up for this crap. It was my roommate's doing.
www.yzzerdd: Surely this convenience entices you! Pornography and online gaming at hundreds of times the speed of your normal advertising service provider! It's so easy to use, and the surgery to implant it in the base of your skull is so painless that its no wonder I'm number one!

Shake: Hey, do you have any of the girls that... don't have the ZZ Top lumberjack look? If I wanted to date Sasquatch, I'd call your mother. HAHA! ...Did you hear me? I said if I wanted to date Sasquatch, I'd call, NO DON'T!



Oh btw http://www.yzzerdd.com/ is a real site....lmao

heh heh... my apologies to anyone who misread the thread title and expected something funny or even intelligent.
and thanks to the flamer-diverters who changed the conversation to athf...

Quote: Originally Posted by TYCOON Hahah made me laugh.

I'm with TYCOON on this one, lol

Quote: Originally Posted by zxanwulf heh heh... my apologies to anyone who misread the thread title and expected something funny or even intelligent. and thanks to the flamer-diverters who changed the conversation to athf...

We could have flamed you...but for what? Just calling you a moron probably was enough...

Quote: Originally Posted by zxanwulf someone should make a case completely out of things from sears and call it the sears tower

I'll legitimize this thread just to say that a 3-drawer Craftsman Toolbox makes a great case; even if it is difficult to cut.