Hey, what's going on everyone?!?! Happy St. Patrick's Day weekend!!! Party responsibababababaly...(sp? haha)
Anyways, here's the 2am funny, I worked hard on this one, enjoy!

2am funny pics of the night:

1st pic - So everyone's seen the new gas prices, but a certain gas station has already hiked the prices up higher just to warn us of what we should expect soon

2nd pic - There's no way your ride is faster than mine...especially after I just made it more aerodynamic. You guys just can't handle it....ppshhh

3rd pic - I don't know why I have a fetish of including something about pikachu every other week or so in these things...haha. Probably cause there's just so much stuff out there about him/it, I just have to post somethin.
Anyway...I guess this is the reason Ash couldn't keep Pikachu in his poke-ball. Is that like, super-pikachu or somethin?

4th pic - Well everyone wants to know what we do with all the kegs after we are done drinking...well we basically turn them into a piece of abstract art . Isn't it beautiful?

5th pic -Last pic of the night! Well, we've all had our GI Joe action figures, (Snake Eyes was my favorite ) well here is their new brand, Jihad-Joe. Even cobra commander could beat this guy up (warning, contains langauge)

2am funny flash of the night:

This one is kinda long, but very funny. It's some humor and parody flash of some well known super heroes. Disclaimer: Contains some offensive language, view and listen at your own risk.

But if you are ok with some offensive language, then click here to view the little clip but I don't know what the title is. lol

2am funny jokes of the night:

Well, since St. Patty's Day is right around the corner, it's time for a lil St. Patty's Day theme

1st joke-
An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"
The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine----I just quit drinking."

2nd joke-
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub. Upon being served, each finds a fly in their beer. Repulsed, the Englishman sends his back. The Scotsman gently flicks the fly out of his mug and begins drinking. The Irishman, carefully lifts the fly up by its wings and screams, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"


3rd joke-
An American tourist was boasting to an Irishman how advanced the Americans are. "Gee, we've even put a man on the moon." "That's nothing," replied the Irishman,"we're going to put a man on the sun." "Don't be stupid," said the American," "he'll fry before he even gets there." "Oh no, he won't. We're sending him at night."

4th joke-
Paddy and Murphy are driving along a country road in a rather old car. Paddy isn't too sure if the indicator lights are working so he stops the car and asks Murphy to get out the car and check. Murphy gets out and gives Paddy the signal to switch the indicator lights on. Paddy does so and he then asks Murphy if the lights are working. Murphy shouts back " they're working, no they're not, they're working, no they're not"

5th joke(s)-
Q. How do you confuse an Irishman
A. Put him in a round room and ask him to pee in the corner.

Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.


2am tasteless humor of the night:

Q. What does a redneck call safe sex?

A. Marking the sheep that kick.



Goodnight everyone!

Okay... I'm Irish... I got the best Irish Jokes... and I'm willin' to prove it...

- A woman runs up to a cop and yells "Officer, Officer, help! I was raped by an Irishman!"
Cop asks, "How did you know he was Irish?"
She responds, "I had to help him!"

- What do you call three Irishmen on your front lawn?

Fertalizer.

- Dublin is flooding. The people are gathering on the rooftops awaiting rescue as a few boats gather up the survivors.
A boat rows past the church and the men in the boat yell "Father O' Malley! For the love of God, get in the boat and save yourself!"
Father O' Malley shakes his head, "No Laddies, God will protect me from the flood tides!"
Time passes, and Father O'Malley is now standing at the top of the roof, the water lapping at his shoes.
Another boat comes by, "Father! For the love of the saints! Get in the boat!"
Father O'Malley shakes his head, "Nah, Nah... God will save me!"
After a few more minutes, Father O' Malley is on the chimney of the church as another boat comes by.
"By all that's holy Father! Get in the boat! Save yourself from the flood tides!"
"No, No! God will save me from the flood tides!"

A short time later, the town is engulfed and the priest awakes in heaven.

Saint Peter comes forth and sees that the priest is shaking his head in confusion... "I don't understand... why didn't God save me from the flood tides?"
Saint Peter replys, "Well... We DID send three boats!"

Anyway... I have more... I'll have to post more later

Love the superhero one with special guest stan lee.


LOLOLOLOL

lol I liked that one too Lokie...specially the end hehe

DS - Thanks for the Irish Jokes bro, good stuff. If you have more, definately add'em

I couldn't find any irish soap on the roap novelty items...that would have been the big kicker

Q. Where does an Irishman go on vacation?

A. A different bar.

A young Irishman sat at a pub in the New World drinking beer and conversin'
with the barkeep. Another comes in and sits besides him. He says how you do
and hears the lilt and says you be Irish? Yes I am. The first man yells
barkeep give us another round and one for my friend here he's from the mother
country as well. The second man asks-so where in the old country ye from.
Dublin responds the first. Dublin you say - so am I and the second man
hollers barkeep bring us another round and a shot of your best Irish Whiskey
for me and my friend here. Afterwards the first man asks from where in Dublin
and the second man responds with the street and the first man says well I'll
be - so am I and yells barkeep another pair of beers and Irish Whiskey for
the pair of us.
The phone behind the bar rings and the barkeep answers it. The owner of the
pub asks - how is business. The barkeep responds - not too bad - The O'Malley
twins are here getting drunk again.

Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. "Under Saudi law you are
sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back,
what would you like?" said the prison guard to the Englishman just before lashing him. The English
man, being a bit of a cricket fan, asked for linseed oil. When they lashed him on a post and let him go
to catch his flight back to London he groaned and crawled to the airport. Next came the German.
"Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to
something on you back, what would you like?" said the prison guard "Nothing" said the German and,
after receiving his lashes spat on the ground, called the prison guards Schisers and started off
towards the airport. The guards then came to the Irishman. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to
30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would
you like?" "Oh", replied the Irishman, "I'll take the German".

Another piece of abstract art

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And since it's monday and we're all trying to make it through the work/school day...time to post some more..

STUDENTS in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears.
"Does the hole go all the way through?"
"Yes."
"Did it hurt?"
"Just a little."
"Did they stick a needle through your ears?"
"No, they used a special gun."
Silence followed, and then one solemn voice called out, "How far away did they stand?"

"Doc, help me! I have a terrible problem. I'm shrinking! Getting smaller every day." "Calm down. Be a little patient!"

A man was in Victoria's Secret shopping for his wife, but was totally confused by the wide array of bras of every shape, size, color and material. A clerk offered to help. "Yes, I know it looks confusing," she said, "but even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras: the Catholic bra, the Salvation Army bra, and the Baptist bra." "What's the difference?" "Oh, it's simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army bra lifts the fallen. And the Baptist bra makes mountains out of mole hills!"

Well in preperation for Bush's Address to the Nation...

I got this link of a short flash from a friend over at Designtechnica

It's time to bomb Saddam

Yeah, that's about what he said.