Ban the internet online petition???

corruptjoker · 06-June-05, 12:04 AM

http://www.petitiononline.com/UCAWWW/petition.html

Cyno01 · 06-June-05, 12:19 AM

Irony at its finest.

HoJo · 06-June-05, 12:40 AM

They're right. There were no drugs or sex before the internet came along.

Crazy_J · 06-June-05, 12:44 AM

The site appears from an advertising company (look at the links on the bottom of the page). They sure know how to attract visitors because they even attracted you!

Cyno01 · 06-June-05, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by HoJo


	They're right. There were no drugs or sex before the internet came along.

Yup. No violence before video games either.

Fatsobob · 06-June-05, 02:12 AM

There were no wars before the Medal of Honor games.

phin3s · 06-June-05, 02:17 AM

im signing that thing for sure!!!! its true, medal of honor started a war..... and so did microsoft and sony!!! and.... and..... MAC!!!!! omg im signing it (wait, that makes no sense to sign it) lol

0v3rki11 · 06-June-05, 09:26 AM

what an uneducated moron, that's all i can say otherwise i'm going to be typing a book.

wish I had that guys home phone number.

nev_payne · 06-June-05, 09:33 AM

lol yep irony - why create a website on the internet when you dont want people on the internet?

LwrS10 · 06-June-05, 10:23 AM

at the bottom of the page--it list that its written by someone with a hotmail account. wow. dumb people.

lets start a petition against pimprig, then advertise it on this site................(sarcasm)

people are dumb i swear.......

DuckWarrior · 06-June-05, 10:50 AM

A few of the choice upstanding citizens that signed the Internet petition against the Internet:

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Osama bin Laden 1890. Slap M'ass I vote for the bill to be changed so that everyone who has signed has to slap my ass with their face 1889. Ben Sparks the internet is for porn! 1888. ** Caque 1885 vs. 4 billion, no dice. 1887. Eat my ass eat my a 1886. I think that people around the world who support this petition creates nothing but harm in society today by spouting their ignorance of societal, political and technological issues as well as being PC noobs that don't deserve to own a computer, let alone 1885. Big** McBoner in soviet russia, internet bans you!! 1884. Bah! I think that people around the world who support this petition creates nothing but harm in society today by spouting their ignorance of societal, political and technological issues as well as being PC noobs that don't deserve to own a computer, let alone comment on them. 1883. Poon Daddy I love teh intranet poon! 1882. Why dont you just use the fukkin name field instead! If it matters that much 1881. 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Window cleaner I like to smear my *** over the freshly laid eggs of chickens, before feeding the live chicken to my blind grandmother, who says "mmm simply scrumptious!" 1862. Simon Smith 1861. Creepy Old Guy Damn! If she shuts down the internet I won't be able to send lewd pictures to her children anymore... 1860. Alphonzo MacDouche

And before anyone chalks this up to some overzelous Christian group, the irony is its some kid making fun of people trying to see how many sigs they can get. Which I find very funny

bazorama · 06-June-05, 11:02 AM

LoL that is class ban the internet - how you ask? by going to our website and signing a form LoL

hondatuner · 06-June-05, 11:54 AM

I took a screen shot. It not the best thing I could have come up with. But its something. I wonder if they'll aprove it?

PHLAK · 06-June-05, 05:57 PM

Thanks for the laugh DW some of those names and comments are making LMFAO!!!

Nerdz · 06-June-05, 06:03 PM

dont get me started...

This is one of the reasons WHY I dont associate with the religion I was brought up with

lol thnx for that though..its stupid ppl like that that make me laugh

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	We, the members of UCAWWW, petition that the Internet (World Wide Web) creates nothing but harm in society today. The Internet is a cause for addiction and sin while taking away traditional family values. Our children are being exposed to filth that causes sexual tendencies and drug addiction. We therefore, demand that the internet be permanently banned from American homes. We MUST restore faith in God and steer clear of the devil!

Dont they relize porn is the only thing keeping us seperated from the animals? lmao Sexual Tendencies? Oh comon...lol..Drugs? HOW IN THE WORLD DOES THE INTErNET CAUSE DRUG ADDICTIONS!

this is..hilarous..lol

Dr3w · 06-June-05, 06:05 PM

lol hondatuner

nice ahah

Nerdz · 06-June-05, 06:17 PM

Found this Link

http://www.rbales.com/modules.php?na...article&sid=3&

HAHA 43 Members

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	We have received hundreds of emails asking if we support this crap - and the answer is no. This woman is a fcking nut. - Userloser* affiliate marketing

LMAO TRUE

LwrS10 · 06-June-05, 06:24 PM

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	When Gladis was asked by reporters how she planned to reach out to others across the country she said, "We have many ongoing projects, and soon we'll be proud to announce the grand opening of our website."

DUMB AS HELL

HERE YOUR SIGN

Nerdz · 07-June-05, 09:53 AM

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	UserLoser: How do you feel about the media attention your group has received in the past few days? Gladis:Oh itÃ‚â€™s great! It just shows the Lord has blessed us in many ways! UserLoser:What kind of responses have you had? Gladis: Well, mostly bad ones but thatÃ‚â€™s because they are internet users. Most of the bad responses, I think they will change their minds. If they donÃ‚â€™t change their minds, well they will be damned to where the Good Lord puts them. Hell!

Its stupid things like this that make my day...lol

OMG SHE SAID THE H WORD! NOW SHES GOING TO that place

!

The lord has blessed you? With bad replys? Oh yea Im sure...Shes angry because her grandchild didnt want to be a minister and she blamed it on the net. Well what if he wanted tyo be a rocket engineer? Would she blame it on science? Crazy Bitch doesnt relize we have free will...The will to do anything we want and change our lives...

Full Story here : http://rbales.com/modules.php?name=N...rder=0&thold=0

nev_payne · 07-June-05, 11:22 AM

got a video in the archives of one of those 70's phone in for God things? and you have that guy begging and pleading for donations to line his wallet with....the interesting part is where they seems to be praying to God...someones added a fart noise....great laugh no end

06-June-05, 12:04 AM		#1 (permalink)
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hondatuner Apex Tech Maniac Supreme	I took a screen shot. It not the best thing I could have come up with. But its something. I wonder if they'll aprove it? Attached Thumbnails Last edited by hondatuner; 06-June-05 at 11:59 AM..

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06-June-05, 12:19 AM		#2 (permalink)
Cyno01 Apex Tech God	Irony at its finest.

06-June-05, 12:40 AM		#3 (permalink)
HoJo Review Pimp, but still Jo's Ho	They're right. There were no drugs or sex before the internet came along.

06-June-05, 12:44 AM		#4 (permalink)
Crazy_J Apex Tech Demi-God	The site appears from an advertising company (look at the links on the bottom of the page). They sure know how to attract visitors because they even attracted you!

06-June-05, 02:12 AM		#6 (permalink)
Fatsobob Apex's Squirrel Revolutionary	There were no wars before the Medal of Honor games.

06-June-05, 02:17 AM		#7 (permalink)
phin3s Re-Fu3ling Beyotch	im signing that thing for sure!!!! its true, medal of honor started a war..... and so did microsoft and sony!!! and.... and..... MAC!!!!! omg im signing it (wait, that makes no sense to sign it) lol

06-June-05, 09:26 AM		#8 (permalink)
0v3rki11 Cubic - Hoe	what an uneducated moron, that's all i can say otherwise i'm going to be typing a book. wish I had that guys home phone number.

06-June-05, 09:33 AM		#9 (permalink)
nev_payne Apex Tech God	lol yep irony - why create a website on the internet when you dont want people on the internet?

06-June-05, 10:23 AM		#10 (permalink)
LwrS10 C-hoe-bra Joe	at the bottom of the page--it list that its written by someone with a hotmail account. wow. dumb people. lets start a petition against pimprig, then advertise it on this site................(sarcasm) people are dumb i swear.......

06-June-05, 11:02 AM		#12 (permalink)
bazorama I need to Confirm with email	LoL that is class ban the internet - how you ask? by going to our website and signing a form LoL

06-June-05, 05:57 PM		#14 (permalink)
PHLAK Apex Tech God	Thanks for the laugh DW some of those names and comments are making LMFAO!!!

06-June-05, 06:05 PM		#16 (permalink)
Dr3w Apex Elite Expert Tech	lol hondatuner nice ahah

07-June-05, 11:22 AM		#20 (permalink)
nev_payne Apex Tech God	got a video in the archives of one of those 70's phone in for God things? and you have that guy begging and pleading for donations to line his wallet with....the interesting part is where they seems to be praying to God...someones added a fart noise....great laugh no end