TV Guardian - The Foul Language Filter.

CubanConnectionZ · 04-June-05, 09:49 PM

TV Guardian - The Foul Language Filter
Who will buy this?

Now I seen it all.

New Technology gives you the power to remove the cursing and offensive language that is coming into your home through television and video! How many times have you watched a movie with your children and cringed at the sound of every profane word; knowing that such language was going against all that you stood for, and was polluting the hearts and minds of your children? Well, no more!! Today you can take action to clean up the language coming into your home!

ranger1033 · 04-June-05, 09:55 PM

Man what the hell will they come up with next .

j-dogg · 04-June-05, 09:57 PM

Your mother would probably buy that for you since you are too immature to comprehend such big complex words like **** and **** and ***** and let's not forget everyone's favorite ****-****ing ************

CubanConnectionZ · 04-June-05, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ranger1033


	Man what the hell will they come up with next .

I was looking up free tv and net tv stations.

Here is what i was looking for google links.

Fatsobob · 04-June-05, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by CubanConnectionZ


	Now I seen it all.

Have you seen a man eat his own head...Than you haven't seen it all.

I LOVE TEAM AMERICA!

CubanConnectionZ · 04-June-05, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by fatsobob


	Have you seen a man eat his own head...Than you haven't seen it all. I LOVE TEAM AMERICA!

LOL

Cyno01 · 04-June-05, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CubanConnectionZ


	How many times have you watched a movie with your children and cringed at the sound of every profane word; knowing that such language was going against all that you stood for, and was polluting the hearts and minds of your children? [/url]

Then pay attention to the ratings, thats what they're there for. Dont let your little ones watch pg-13 or R movies! Not that i could see this working anyway. If something like this actually worked it would be hooked up on every live broadcast. Theres a reason theres still a guy with a button... I guess it only works on stuff thats closed captioning anyway. Plus it wont edit out nipples (female only of course, they make baby jesus cry) so teh children still aren't safe!!!! As long as words are censored out and we leave in the good old fashioned violence our children will grow up normal and stable...

j-dogg · 04-June-05, 11:00 PM

I don't see what's so bad about words. I think we all need to listen to George carlin's "Seven Dirty Words".

VeloRaptor · 04-June-05, 11:23 PM

My guess is they are either not very good or cost too much because i remember seeing a bunch on clearance down at the local walmart.

EstwingMan · 05-June-05, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by j-dogg


	I don't see what's so bad about words. I think we all need to listen to George carlin's "Seven Dirty Words".

For the youth who missed a funny era (as long as your 18 that is) : http://www.erenkrantz.com/Humor/SevenDirtyWords.shtml

Sorry GK, BA, DW , just had to do it

j-dogg · 05-June-05, 12:21 AM

It's funny in writing, but the way he says it on stage makes it like 10x better. It's like the difference between cybersex and the real thing.

EstwingMan · 05-June-05, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by j-dogg


	It's funny in writing, but the way he says it on stage makes it like 10x better. It's like the difference between cybersex and the real thing.

Soo true JD

RexBeans Explosion · 05-June-05, 01:13 AM

How is this legal? Wasn't there a big fuss about this same thing (censorship) happening in DVD players and that was hot down? I apologize for not looking any of this up but it appears it would infringe on copyright mumbo jumbo.

drougnor · 05-June-05, 01:27 AM

I think the difference here is that the plan on the DVD censoring actually CUT out parts of the movie but this device simply mutes the offending words . . . Not actually destroying the finished product . . . at least, not any more than running a movie on network television would.

Cyno01 · 05-June-05, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by j-dogg


	It's like the difference between cybersex and the real thing.

Funny coming from you.

First google result for J-dogg (NSFW).

LwrS10 · 05-June-05, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyno01


	Funny coming from you. First google result for J-dogg (NSFW).

dude---that was funny as hell----but you should put a warning on it so people dont get offended......

Dr3w · 05-June-05, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyno01


	Funny coming from you. First google result for J-dogg (NSFW).

ahahahhaha

wow ive been luaghing for 10 minutes thats hilarious

uhh bookmarked that lol

Cyno01 · 05-June-05, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by LwrS10


	dude---that was funny as hell----but you should put a warning on it so people dont get offended......

NSFW.

j-dogg · 05-June-05, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyno01


	Funny coming from you. First google result for J-dogg (NSFW).

gawd I knew someone was gonna bring that up, no that's NOT me. I prefer the real thing. that j-dogg probably never gets laid and plays World of Warcraft all day.

04-June-05, 09:49 PM		#1 (permalink)
CubanConnectionZ Apex Tech God	TV Guardian - The Foul Language Filter. TV Guardian - The Foul Language Filter Who will buy this? Now I seen it all. New Technology gives you the power to remove the cursing and offensive language that is coming into your home through television and video! How many times have you watched a movie with your children and cringed at the sound of every profane word; knowing that such language was going against all that you stood for, and was polluting the hearts and minds of your children? Well, no more!! Today you can take action to clean up the language coming into your home!

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ranger1033 Imperial News Bounty Hunter	Man what the hell will they come up with next .

04-June-05, 09:57 PM		#3 (permalink)
j-dogg Mystical Schwinn Guru	Your mother would probably buy that for you since you are too immature to comprehend such big complex words like ** and and * and let's not forget everyone's favorite -ing **********

04-June-05, 11:00 PM		#8 (permalink)
j-dogg Mystical Schwinn Guru	I don't see what's so bad about words. I think we all need to listen to George carlin's "Seven Dirty Words".

04-June-05, 11:23 PM		#9 (permalink)
VeloRaptor DM Shop Hoe	My guess is they are either not very good or cost too much because i remember seeing a bunch on clearance down at the local walmart.

05-June-05, 12:21 AM		#11 (permalink)
j-dogg Mystical Schwinn Guru	It's funny in writing, but the way he says it on stage makes it like 10x better. It's like the difference between cybersex and the real thing.

05-June-05, 01:13 AM		#13 (permalink)
RexBeans Explosion Apex Master Tech	How is this legal? Wasn't there a big fuss about this same thing (censorship) happening in DVD players and that was hot down? I apologize for not looking any of this up but it appears it would infringe on copyright mumbo jumbo.

05-June-05, 01:27 AM		#14 (permalink)
drougnor PCApex Review Editor	I think the difference here is that the plan on the DVD censoring actually CUT out parts of the movie but this device simply mutes the offending words . . . Not actually destroying the finished product . . . at least, not any more than running a movie on network television would.