One for the Ladies

EstwingMan · 04-June-05, 11:42 AM

Got this in an email from a female acquaintance . I've seen this before, but it's still funny so here it is for those who may not have seen it:

> A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
> She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
> frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
> 3 wishes.
>
>
> The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
> to mention that there was a condition to your wishes, that whatever
> you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
>
>
> The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she
> wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned
> her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the
> most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to.
> "The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most
> beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
> So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
>
>
> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
> The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
> world and he will be ten times richer than you. "The woman said, "That

> will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."
> So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!
>
>
> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
> like a mild heart attack."
> Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.
>

Spectrum · 04-June-05, 11:48 AM

All women are out to get you.

LwrS10 · 04-June-05, 12:53 PM

good one man

JessAlba452 · 04-June-05, 02:12 PM

Hehe I remember reading this one! Always gets a laugh

THRASHER2 · 04-June-05, 02:23 PM

...............Nice read...

Que_66 · 04-June-05, 09:47 PM

Good one. Anyone for a frog leg dinner?

ranger1033 · 04-June-05, 09:53 PM

Thats a good one EstwingMan .!!!!!!!!!

04-June-05, 11:42 AM		#1 (permalink)
EstwingMan Da Hammer Man	One for the Ladies Got this in an email from a female acquaintance . I've seen this before, but it's still funny so here it is for those who may not have seen it: > A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. > She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The > frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you > 3 wishes. > > > The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed > to mention that there was a condition to your wishes, that whatever > you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!" > > > The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she > wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned > her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the > most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to. > "The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most > beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." > So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world! > > > For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. > The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the > world and he will be ten times richer than you. "The woman said, "That > will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." > So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world! > > > The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd > like a mild heart attack." > Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them. >

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04-June-05, 11:48 AM		#2 (permalink)
Spectrum Former GameApex Editor	All women are out to get you.

04-June-05, 12:53 PM		#3 (permalink)
LwrS10 C-hoe-bra Joe	good one man

04-June-05, 02:12 PM		#4 (permalink)
JessAlba452 X5-452	Hehe I remember reading this one! Always gets a laugh

04-June-05, 02:23 PM		#5 (permalink)
THRASHER2 PCApex Newscaster	...............Nice read...

04-June-05, 09:47 PM		#6 (permalink)
Que_66 Apex Master Tech	Good one. Anyone for a frog leg dinner?

04-June-05, 09:53 PM		#7 (permalink)
ranger1033 Imperial News Bounty Hunter	Thats a good one EstwingMan .!!!!!!!!!