Toilet Explodes While in Use - Man Sues for Damages. And more

CubanConnectionZ · 03-June-05, 12:13 AM

Strange news storys. What is the world becoming???

Toilet Explodes While in Use - Man Sues for Damages.
MORGANTOWN, WV. - John Jenkins, 53, has filed a lawsuit against Chisler Incorporated and Associated Coal Corporation relating to an incident where a portable toilet exploded while he was using it. The incident occurred on July 13, 2004.
MORE HERE

Man Trapped in Capitol Building Elevator for 13-hours Because Phone Bill Went Unpaid.
NASHVILLE, TN - State Deputy Finance Commissioner Jerry Adams spent 13 hours locked in a broken elevator at the State Capitol. He couldn't use the emergency phone to summon help because the phone bill wasn't paid. Therefore, it was out of service.
MORE HERE

86-year-old Woman Jailed for Calling 9-1-1 about Pizza Delivery.
CHARLOTTE, NC - Dorothy Densmore, 86, was arrested for abuse of 9-1-1 services after she called the dispatcher 20 times within a half hour period. She called because she wanted to complain about her lack of pizza delivery.
MORE HERE

Alleged Pedophile Arrested For TV Appearance.
GLOCESTER, R.I. Ã‚â€“ A private investigator charged with child pornography is regretting his decision to travel to Las Vegas to watch an episode of Ã‚â€œThe ContenderÃ‚â€ being recorded.
MORE HERE

Shooting at Target Store Leaves Two Dead.
OWENSBORO, KY - Two men are dead in an apparent murder-suicide brought on by a disgruntled ex-husband. According to authorities, Robin Blair, 41, shot Doug Ritchie, 51, before shooting himself. Both men died at the scene.
MORE HERE

Grenade Thrown Into Noisy Party. THAT'S GOING OUT WITH A BANG.

Khabarovsk, Russia - Upset that teens were partying loudly late into the night, an unknown person threw a grenade into the party full of teens and young adults.
MORE HERE

Cyno01 · 03-June-05, 12:19 AM

Its not Fark, its PimpRig.com!

Cpt.Planet · 03-June-05, 12:25 AM

Ok and we should care because???? Copy and paste is not your friend and you'll never be a news pimp so just give up already.

CubanConnectionZ · 03-June-05, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Cpt.Planet


	Ok and we should care because???? Copy and paste is not your friend and you'll never be a news pimp so just give up already.

Come on now that 1st one was funny. When did I say or act like one??

Found some funny and wierd articles that can make some laugh.

Sparky · 03-June-05, 01:14 AM

That sh!t was hilarious! Good find!

Cpt.Planet · 03-June-05, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by CubanConnectionZ


	Strange news storys. What is the world becoming??? Toilet Explodes While in Use - Man Sues for Damages. MORGANTOWN, WV. - John Jenkins, 53, has filed a lawsuit against Chisler Incorporated and Associated Coal Corporation relating to an incident where a portable toilet exploded while he was using it. The incident occurred on July 13, 2004. MORE HERE Man Trapped in Capitol Building Elevator for 13-hours Because Phone Bill Went Unpaid. NASHVILLE, TN - State Deputy Finance Commissioner Jerry Adams spent 13 hours locked in a broken elevator at the State Capitol. He couldn't use the emergency phone to summon help because the phone bill wasn't paid. Therefore, it was out of service. MORE HERE 86-year-old Woman Jailed for Calling 9-1-1 about Pizza Delivery. CHARLOTTE, NC - Dorothy Densmore, 86, was arrested for abuse of 9-1-1 services after she called the dispatcher 20 times within a half hour period. She called because she wanted to complain about her lack of pizza delivery. MORE HERE Alleged Pedophile Arrested For TV Appearance. GLOCESTER, R.I. Ã‚â€“ A private investigator charged with child pornography is regretting his decision to travel to Las Vegas to watch an episode of Ã‚â€œThe ContenderÃ‚â€ being recorded. MORE HERE Shooting at Target Store Leaves Two Dead. OWENSBORO, KY - Two men are dead in an apparent murder-suicide brought on by a disgruntled ex-husband. According to authorities, Robin Blair, 41, shot Doug Ritchie, 51, before shooting himself. Both men died at the scene. MORE HERE Grenade Thrown Into Noisy Party. THAT'S GOING OUT WITH A BANG. Khabarovsk, Russia - Upset that teens were partying loudly late into the night, an unknown person threw a grenade into the party full of teens and young adults. MORE HERE

Ok the first one is some what funny.

Don't seem to find the humor in this one.

Shes old she probably didnt know what she was doing.

This effects me how?

Since when is murder funny or strange.

How is this funny people got injured.

Ok so how about this. I am going to lock you in an elevator kill the power to it whil your between floors. Let you try and call the police with the phone that doesnt work. Then ill throw some people to shoot you and a grenade to blow you all up.

nev_payne · 03-June-05, 07:40 PM

Cuban if I still had moderation powers id edit half of that out...the funny ones....ok...but please this is pimprig .com, and I've already told you how I feel about all this font chanigng and stuff - it isnt needed. Write your own stuff...instead of copying and pasting pages and pages of junk off websites.

Sparky · 03-June-05, 08:07 PM

I thought they were all funny.

Old Lady one; that was her second time being arrested, and it was for pizza.

Grenade one; how many times has a complaint been called in about your party? Someone was tired of it.
a little too tire.

TV one: Guy got caught on TV skipping off on his probation. That makes for a bad day, but still funny.

Elevator: That was funny cause the guy that got caught was the Finance Commisioner; i.e. his fault for bill not being paid

The Shooting; Not that funny, but its sure amazing what jealosy will do to people Your not jealos of Cuban for finding these are ya?

Cpt.Planet · 03-June-05, 08:09 PM

The first was funny. The rest were just dumb. Not only that he needs to put down the Control C and Control V and learn to Quote correctly. He can get PR in trouble for not quoting.

Sparky · 03-June-05, 08:17 PM

Come on man he posted links to the news site where he found the article. Also i think you might be grasping on getting PR in trouble for posting someone elses news story; especially when he links the original article. This is not an essay to be quoted in the news nor will it ever be. Hes just sharing something he found on the web with his pals @ PR. Get over it dude.

Thanks for the links Cuban!

LwrS10 · 03-June-05, 08:23 PM

heres my take on this. posting funny links is fine. no problem whatsoever. but dont make them look like a USED CAR ADD!!. a simple "check this out" would be more than sufficiant.

and i thought a couple were funny...........................

03-June-05, 12:13 AM		#1 (permalink)
CubanConnectionZ Apex Tech God	Toilet Explodes While in Use - Man Sues for Damages. And more Strange news storys. What is the world becoming??? Toilet Explodes While in Use - Man Sues for Damages. MORGANTOWN, WV. - John Jenkins, 53, has filed a lawsuit against Chisler Incorporated and Associated Coal Corporation relating to an incident where a portable toilet exploded while he was using it. The incident occurred on July 13, 2004. MORE HERE Man Trapped in Capitol Building Elevator for 13-hours Because Phone Bill Went Unpaid. NASHVILLE, TN - State Deputy Finance Commissioner Jerry Adams spent 13 hours locked in a broken elevator at the State Capitol. He couldn't use the emergency phone to summon help because the phone bill wasn't paid. Therefore, it was out of service. MORE HERE 86-year-old Woman Jailed for Calling 9-1-1 about Pizza Delivery. CHARLOTTE, NC - Dorothy Densmore, 86, was arrested for abuse of 9-1-1 services after she called the dispatcher 20 times within a half hour period. She called because she wanted to complain about her lack of pizza delivery. MORE HERE Alleged Pedophile Arrested For TV Appearance. GLOCESTER, R.I. Ã‚â€“ A private investigator charged with child pornography is regretting his decision to travel to Las Vegas to watch an episode of Ã‚â€œThe ContenderÃ‚â€ being recorded. MORE HERE Shooting at Target Store Leaves Two Dead. OWENSBORO, KY - Two men are dead in an apparent murder-suicide brought on by a disgruntled ex-husband. According to authorities, Robin Blair, 41, shot Doug Ritchie, 51, before shooting himself. Both men died at the scene. MORE HERE Grenade Thrown Into Noisy Party. THAT'S GOING OUT WITH A BANG. Khabarovsk, Russia - Upset that teens were partying loudly late into the night, an unknown person threw a grenade into the party full of teens and young adults. MORE HERE

03-June-05, 08:07 PM		#8 (permalink)
Sparky Apex Tech God	I thought they were all funny. Old Lady one; that was her second time being arrested, and it was for pizza. Grenade one; how many times has a complaint been called in about your party? Someone was tired of it. a little too tire. TV one: Guy got caught on TV skipping off on his probation. That makes for a bad day, but still funny. Elevator: That was funny cause the guy that got caught was the Finance Commisioner; i.e. his fault for bill not being paid The Shooting; Not that funny, but its sure amazing what jealosy will do to people Your not jealos of Cuban for finding these are ya? Last edited by Sparky; 03-June-05 at 08:13 PM..

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03-June-05, 12:19 AM		#2 (permalink)
Cyno01 Apex Tech God	Its not Fark, its PimpRig.com!

03-June-05, 12:25 AM		#3 (permalink)
Cpt.Planet That's Mr. Freeze to you!	Ok and we should care because???? Copy and paste is not your friend and you'll never be a news pimp so just give up already.

03-June-05, 01:14 AM		#5 (permalink)
Sparky Apex Tech God	That sh!t was hilarious! Good find!

03-June-05, 07:40 PM		#7 (permalink)
nev_payne Apex Tech God	Cuban if I still had moderation powers id edit half of that out...the funny ones....ok...but please this is pimprig .com, and I've already told you how I feel about all this font chanigng and stuff - it isnt needed. Write your own stuff...instead of copying and pasting pages and pages of junk off websites.

03-June-05, 08:09 PM		#9 (permalink)
Cpt.Planet That's Mr. Freeze to you!	The first was funny. The rest were just dumb. Not only that he needs to put down the Control C and Control V and learn to Quote correctly. He can get PR in trouble for not quoting.

03-June-05, 08:17 PM		#10 (permalink)
Sparky Apex Tech God	Come on man he posted links to the news site where he found the article. Also i think you might be grasping on getting PR in trouble for posting someone elses news story; especially when he links the original article. This is not an essay to be quoted in the news nor will it ever be. Hes just sharing something he found on the web with his pals @ PR. Get over it dude. Thanks for the links Cuban!

03-June-05, 08:23 PM		#11 (permalink)
LwrS10 C-hoe-bra Joe	heres my take on this. posting funny links is fine. no problem whatsoever. but dont make them look like a USED CAR ADD!!. a simple "check this out" would be more than sufficiant. and i thought a couple were funny...........................