Dogs changing lightbulbs

Graaille · 04-May-05, 08:18 PM

A little joke in memorium to my chocolate lab Molly who just finished 11 years of faithful companionship to our family. So without further ado.....

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Lightbulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned-out lightbulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code.

German Shepherd: I'll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off!

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid light!

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.

Lab: Oh, me, ME!!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's
busy.

CHOW CHOW: I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap that is!

AKITA: I'm with the chow and malamute! What's for dinner?

Jack Russell Terrier OR Wire-haired Fox Terrier: I can reach it! I
just KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty jumps, and it's mine, ALL MINE!

****er Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Kelpie/Corgie: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there.

biggiy05 · 04-May-05, 08:33 PM

Sorry to hear about your dog, I have lost two and know how it feels.

Those were really funny, I'm still laughing at the jack russel one because I can just see my aunt and uncles dog jumping up like an idiot.

04-May-05, 08:18 PM		#1 (permalink)
Graaille Apex Master Tech	Dogs changing lightbulbs A little joke in memorium to my chocolate lab Molly who just finished 11 years of faithful companionship to our family. So without further ado..... How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Lightbulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb? Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. German Shepherd: I'll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off! Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid light! Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me! Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants. Lab: Oh, me, ME!!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. CHOW CHOW: I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap that is! AKITA: I'm with the chow and malamute! What's for dinner? Jack Russell Terrier OR Wire-haired Fox Terrier: I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty jumps, and it's mine, ALL MINE! ****er Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Kelpie/Corgie: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle. Pointer: I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there.

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04-May-05, 08:33 PM		#2 (permalink)
biggiy05 Apex Techie I	Sorry to hear about your dog, I have lost two and know how it feels. Those were really funny, I'm still laughing at the jack russel one because I can just see my aunt and uncles dog jumping up like an idiot.