A vacuum salesman, making his rounds in a neighborhood goes onto the porch of a house to demo his equipment. He knocks on the door and a lady comes to the door and says, "yes? Can I help you?" The salesman replies, "I'd like to show you the power of this new vacuum!" to which the lady replies, "sir, I'm not trying to be rude but I'm having a really bad day and everything, now's just not a good time." and she proceeds to shut the door in the salesman's face. Right before the door shuts, the salesman sticks his foot in the door and dumps a whole bag of horse dung in the floor right at the lady's feet and says to the lady, "Just to show you how good this vacuum is, if it cannot pick up every bit of this horse dung, I will personally eat all of it myself!" The lady stares at the gentleman and says, "I hope you have an appetite because my power was just disconnected today!"

XD nice one man

mmmm horse dung mmmmmm............. good one there

nice, ive heard that one before but its all good

LoL, nice one bro