Butch the Rooster

DuckWarrior · 08-April-05, 11:11 AM

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred young (hens) layers called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into
the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he
bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance,
which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an
efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmers favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was
too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell
hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming,
would run for cover.

BUT, to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to
the next one.

John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the county fair and Butch
became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result...

The judges not only awarded Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize" but they
also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly Butch was a politician in the making!
Who else could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

LwrS10 · 08-April-05, 11:15 AM

thats a pretty good one there.........put a smile on my face

Im_gumby · 08-April-05, 11:16 AM

Nice one!!!!

stereomod · 08-April-05, 11:20 AM

nice one Duck

now thats one smart rooster! i guess the farmer kept him

bazorama · 08-April-05, 01:39 PM

Nice one bro made me have a little

anyway

<---- see

THRASHER2 · 08-April-05, 10:30 PM

That was a Good one.........

.
" rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot "

.............The Pressures of a Rooster...!

CubanConnectionZ · 09-April-05, 12:02 AM

Put a smile on my face.

08-April-05, 11:11 AM		#1 (permalink)
DuckWarrior Retired Admin In Charge of Death and Destruction to All those Who Oppose My World known as PimpRig	Butch the Rooster John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young (hens) layers called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmers favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. BUT, to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the county fair and Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result... The judges not only awarded Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize" but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly Butch was a politician in the making! Who else could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

08-April-05, 10:30 PM		#6 (permalink)
THRASHER2 PCApex Newscaster	That was a Good one.......... " rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot ".............The Pressures of a Rooster...!

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LwrS10 C-hoe-bra Joe	thats a pretty good one there.........put a smile on my face

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Im_gumby Slightly Silly Moderator	Nice one!!!!

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stereomod Locked Account	nice one Duck now thats one smart rooster! i guess the farmer kept him

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bazorama I need to Confirm with email	Nice one bro made me have a little anyway <---- see

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CubanConnectionZ Apex Tech God	Put a smile on my face.