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Old 13-March-05, 11:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender ! Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.


Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................


Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated ye t giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.


Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.


Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint! . You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!


Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.




THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:


Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
& nbsp;

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.


Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.


Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid. !


Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.


White Zinfandel: He's gay
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Old 13-March-05, 11:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Whiskey all the way. Me and my friend Jack go way back.
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Old 13-March-05, 11:38 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I either go for the mixed drinks or wine coolers. I surely don't want to blaspheme in these forums, but I'm pretty much done with beer. It sits too heavy in my stomach and it takes a few to "get comfortable". My preferred mixed drink? Amaretto sours.

Well, maybe I should slip something else in there. I'd prefer to have a Schmirnoff Ice or a Mike's Hard Lemonade before I'd pick up a wine cooler.

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Old 13-March-05, 11:42 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I am a cognac/vodka person. Hennessey XO or Pravda are my 2 choices.
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Old 13-March-05, 11:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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well seein as im still young, have nothing better to do, and i dont make that much money, i perfer beer.
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Old 13-March-05, 11:52 AM   #6 (permalink)
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i'm a hardcore whiskey drinker, mainly JB, JD, and on special occasions Crown chilled to perfection.

on lighter days, i enjoy Heiniken, Killians, or Guiness.
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Old 13-March-05, 11:55 AM   #7 (permalink)
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lol good stuff joker bling to u
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Old 13-March-05, 11:55 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Imported beer/ vodka/baileys (whiskey) drinker myself...the english beer...especially that "hobgoblin" and "bishops' foot/toe" really does not pay hommage to our country . Liz seems to like her mixers a lot...
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