OMGWTFBBQ! J-Dogg's website?!

Iateronmly · 15-February-05, 07:49 PM

www.illmitch.com

This crazy white Russian rapper I think is really J-Dogg. What do you think?

Here's his musak! http://www.soundclick.com/util/strea...ID=194540&q=Lo

You gotta check this lyrics out yo! He keeps it real, you know like you can connect with him!

Im ILL Mitch, now listen me recording
when I'm on street you know Im speed boarding
anyone who board shall call me lord master
oh ho you board? ILL Mitch board faster
wear oakley shades yes I do
say no to rollerblades and so should you
ride my board in the street ride my board and I'm ill
ride my board so quick ride my board down a hill
I ride in a pool I ride a half tube
I board fast like gleaming the cube
if you got a problem with Tony Hawk
get off your wheels and take a phony walk
going so fast you can barely see me board
I go faster than a ranger ford
in Russia call me danger lord
come take a seat on my anger sword

look at my helmet wear my vest for speed
when I use the microphone Im the best you need
I have two side one happy and one anger
you can ask a stranger my board is fast and danger

got ILL Mitch style look no one has
my board wheels spin fast like taz
NO interviews you bony talkman
I only listen to my sony walkman
your momma wack your grannys wack
keep a handy wipe in my fanny pack
in Russia woman love her Ford
I save my money for a hover board
in Japan you know they got those
understand I got the hot flows
when I board I'm never a loner
on full moon I ride with boner
looking for target its a missle crises
wait for impact this is priceless
boom dust cloud
cover ears ILL Mitch bust loud

look at my helmet wear my vest for speed
when I use the microphone Im the best you need
I have two side one happy and one anger
you can ask a stranger my board is fast and danger

Spectrum · 15-February-05, 07:53 PM

LMAO! How did you find this?

$SOLID$ Necro · 15-February-05, 07:59 PM

Cause he's hardwired to the net..

Iateronmly · 15-February-05, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $SOLID$ Necro


	Cause he's hardwired to the net..

Yah - just ask where the port it plugs into is!

Rob · 15-February-05, 08:02 PM

"After rap I am most happy"

Yes, I think we've found j-dogg's secret super hero identity.

Rob

Spectrum · 15-February-05, 08:06 PM

So who's else is buying the CD?

j-dogg · 15-February-05, 08:12 PM

j-dogg up in dis biaaaaaaaaaaaatch

You say you board? I ride my Sting-Ray
All of your rhymes sound really gay
I ride so fast dat yo momma say
j-dogg can ride me any day

I switch 5 speeds like I swtich lanes
and fly down the road like aeroplanes
i ride through hail snow sleet and rain
my rhymes put racetracks in your Hanes

Nobody be droppin hot like me
Drop it so hot like a first-degree
Listen to my rhymes and you will see
j-dogg is the next white rapper to be

You claim you're ill, but you got no skill
And you say you can board fast down a hill
But my Schwinn Sting-Ray is gonna make a kill
Off your crappy-ass rhymes that you spill

So I close these beats and end these rhymes
Finish it off with two very simple lines
If you ever feel like you wanna try this Pimp
I'll pull out my Stick-Shift and make bodies turn limp

TYCOON · 15-February-05, 08:13 PM

Russian...oh No!!

Reverend KWR · 15-February-05, 08:14 PM

LOL. i love it.

Iateronmly · 15-February-05, 08:17 PM

Me and Spectrum ordered copies of the CD (no joke folks - this is so bad, it's good)

Spectrum · 15-February-05, 08:18 PM

He's legit too, his PayPal is "Verified Premier Member (394) ".

wolfareno · 15-February-05, 08:29 PM

ya i think im gettin a copy too.... this is great! hahaha

Iateronmly · 15-February-05, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolfareno


	ya i think im gettin a copy too.... this is great! hahaha

Yah - this is the best dang rap artist I've ever heard.

Latency · 15-February-05, 09:00 PM

LOL.........I love Ill Mitch.......lol.....I've had his CD for like 6 months. VERY good buy

droeblek9 · 15-February-05, 09:14 PM

LOL....after reading this, I'm having a Clerks flashback : "My love for you is like a truck...Berzerker!"

WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE http://www.viewaskew.com/clerks/sounds.html (berz.wav &berz2.wav)

Fatsobob · 15-February-05, 09:32 PM

They may be able to rhyme, but i will still take the bestie boys over j-dogg and illmitch anyway.

Even in their age, they still rock.

Mike D is really showing his age though.

j-dogg · 15-February-05, 09:37 PM

Beastie Boys are the ORIGINAL white rappers

4rm4g3dd0n · 15-February-05, 09:37 PM

lol still j-dogg that was pretty funny lol blingage for that

j-dogg · 15-February-05, 09:48 PM

I see a lot of potential for PR Caption Contest Fun here:

http://www.illmitch.com/Team.htm

Fatsobob · 15-February-05, 09:54 PM

Now for a classic Beastie Boys Music Video...........
HERE

15-February-05, 07:49 PM		#1 (permalink)
Iateronmly Smooth Operator	OMGWTFBBQ! J-Dogg's website?! www.illmitch.com This crazy white Russian rapper I think is really J-Dogg. What do you think? Here's his musak! http://www.soundclick.com/util/strea...ID=194540&q=Lo You gotta check this lyrics out yo! He keeps it real, you know like you can connect with him! Im ILL Mitch, now listen me recording when I'm on street you know Im speed boarding anyone who board shall call me lord master oh ho you board? ILL Mitch board faster wear oakley shades yes I do say no to rollerblades and so should you ride my board in the street ride my board and I'm ill ride my board so quick ride my board down a hill I ride in a pool I ride a half tube I board fast like gleaming the cube if you got a problem with Tony Hawk get off your wheels and take a phony walk going so fast you can barely see me board I go faster than a ranger ford in Russia call me danger lord come take a seat on my anger sword look at my helmet wear my vest for speed when I use the microphone Im the best you need I have two side one happy and one anger you can ask a stranger my board is fast and danger got ILL Mitch style look no one has my board wheels spin fast like taz NO interviews you bony talkman I only listen to my sony walkman your momma wack your grannys wack keep a handy wipe in my fanny pack in Russia woman love her Ford I save my money for a hover board in Japan you know they got those understand I got the hot flows when I board I'm never a loner on full moon I ride with boner looking for target its a missle crises wait for impact this is priceless boom dust cloud cover ears ILL Mitch bust loud look at my helmet wear my vest for speed when I use the microphone Im the best you need I have two side one happy and one anger you can ask a stranger my board is fast and danger

15-February-05, 09:32 PM		#16 (permalink)
Fatsobob Apex's Squirrel Revolutionary	They may be able to rhyme, but i will still take the bestie boys over j-dogg and illmitch anyway. Even in their age, they still rock. Mike D is really showing his age though. Attached Thumbnails

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15-February-05, 07:53 PM		#2 (permalink)
Spectrum Former GameApex Editor	LMAO! How did you find this?

15-February-05, 07:59 PM		#3 (permalink)
$SOLID$ Necro Mastah Overclocker	Cause he's hardwired to the net..

15-February-05, 08:02 PM		#5 (permalink)
Rob Advocatus Diaboli	"After rap I am most happy" Yes, I think we've found j-dogg's secret super hero identity. Rob

15-February-05, 08:06 PM		#6 (permalink)
Spectrum Former GameApex Editor	So who's else is buying the CD?

15-February-05, 08:12 PM		#7 (permalink)
j-dogg Mystical Schwinn Guru	j-dogg up in dis biaaaaaaaaaaaatch You say you board? I ride my Sting-Ray All of your rhymes sound really gay I ride so fast dat yo momma say j-dogg can ride me any day I switch 5 speeds like I swtich lanes and fly down the road like aeroplanes i ride through hail snow sleet and rain my rhymes put racetracks in your Hanes Nobody be droppin hot like me Drop it so hot like a first-degree Listen to my rhymes and you will see j-dogg is the next white rapper to be You claim you're ill, but you got no skill And you say you can board fast down a hill But my Schwinn Sting-Ray is gonna make a kill Off your crappy-ass rhymes that you spill So I close these beats and end these rhymes Finish it off with two very simple lines If you ever feel like you wanna try this Pimp I'll pull out my Stick-Shift and make bodies turn limp

15-February-05, 08:13 PM		#8 (permalink)
TYCOON Apex Tech God	Russian...oh No!!

15-February-05, 08:14 PM		#9 (permalink)
Reverend KWR Apex Tech Fanatic Supreme	LOL. i love it.

15-February-05, 08:17 PM		#10 (permalink)
Iateronmly Smooth Operator	Me and Spectrum ordered copies of the CD (no joke folks - this is so bad, it's good)

15-February-05, 08:18 PM		#11 (permalink)
Spectrum Former GameApex Editor	He's legit too, his PayPal is "Verified Premier Member (394) ".

15-February-05, 08:29 PM		#12 (permalink)
wolfareno Apex Advanced Techie	ya i think im gettin a copy too.... this is great! hahaha

15-February-05, 09:00 PM		#14 (permalink)
Latency Apex Techie Lite	LOL.........I love Ill Mitch.......lol.....I've had his CD for like 6 months. VERY good buy

15-February-05, 09:14 PM		#15 (permalink)
droeblek9 Warcraft Warrior	LOL....after reading this, I'm having a Clerks flashback : "My love for you is like a truck...Berzerker!" WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE http://www.viewaskew.com/clerks/sounds.html (berz.wav &berz2.wav)

15-February-05, 09:37 PM		#17 (permalink)
j-dogg Mystical Schwinn Guru	Beastie Boys are the ORIGINAL white rappers

15-February-05, 09:37 PM		#18 (permalink)
4rm4g3dd0n Apex Elite Tech	lol still j-dogg that was pretty funny lol blingage for that

15-February-05, 09:48 PM		#19 (permalink)
j-dogg Mystical Schwinn Guru	I see a lot of potential for PR Caption Contest Fun here: http://www.illmitch.com/Team.htm

15-February-05, 09:54 PM		#20 (permalink)
Fatsobob Apex's Squirrel Revolutionary	Now for a classic Beastie Boys Music Video........... HERE