Can't believe it's almost the end of January..that's crazy. But anyways, it's too late to think of stuff like that...so...here's your 2am funny, Enjoy!

So you think you have the worst job? It can't beat this!

So this is what they do back on the farm??

Here is a pie chart that shows a detailed analysis of available men. I think I'd fall under the "Paint their bodies at sporting events" category

Here is a cheap birth control method for guys

Ever wonder how icemakers really work?

Here's something for all of you DDR (Dance Dance Revolution) Fans!
River Dance Dance
Revolution!!

Want to see the smallest website in the world? Here it
issmallest web site, at least one of'em hehe
(warning: viewing this site early in the morning/late at night isn't
healthy!)

Do yourself a favor....visit
The Official Bums
Homepage. I know you're kinda jealous that you don't have your very
own shopping kart...


Thanks goes out to MystiK_JTUSA for recommending the site where I'm gonna
link some mpg's to.

Here's a clip of a Lord of the Dance wannabe
accidently kicking someone
during a performance. Pretty funny...(~750KB)

This is awsome...Check this guy
Parallel Park his car.
Ppshh...I can do that...especially at 2am in the morning (~650k)


And here is a diagram of the
evolution of man and the evolution of woman. We've come a long way
eh? heh

And thanks goes to Red Haze for reminding us of
The Official Ninja Web Pag

Here are a couple riddles...probably against my better judgement, since there is no way I could figure out any of these this late at night (or early in the morning, for those of you who think the glass is half full )

Whats for dinner?
Towns or villages?
Bacon and egg (there was no way I'd be able to figure this out in the condition I'm in right now...)
how many pets? (I almost had this one!...so close)

Well that's it, goodnight and happy Super Bowl Sunday

Try clicking on some of those movies Iron.

Not quite what I was expecting.

Thats funny (birth control),and the only riddle I had right was the animal one. Thanks Iron allways like a good laugh.

Quote: Originally posted by scapegoat Try clicking on some of those movies Iron.

If you click on'em and choose "play" you get an error correct? I got that too now...but if I save it I can play it.

Sorry about that mess up...I "thought" that I linked to the page so you can download, didn't realize I linked to the actual file.

No, I think Goat is talking about the same thing I am. I got linked into some porn sites. I only tried a couple, but both were extremely busty women who seemed real hungry cause they were tasting their own breasts.

No crap, that is where the link took me.

Thanks for letting me know bro.

For some reason, I'm not getting those problems. When I clicked on the movie links, a download box poped up, and that was it. The only problem I had was if I tried viewing it, I got an error, but saving them and then viewing them was ok.

Oh well, I still removed the links non-the-less. Thanks for the heads up, and sorry about the problems

*EDIT*

Ok, I just put the movies on my server. Let me know if these work.