1am after work funny

DuckWarrior · 25-January-03, 03:17 AM

Skape said I should post this one, so here ya go:
So this guy walks into a bar..
and he sees this little man playing piano on the bar and he says to the bartender- "wow! thats so cool, where'd you get him?" and the bartender says "yeah man theres a magic genie in the back room, he'll grant whatever you want" ..so the guy walks into the back room and sees this genie and was like "are you the magic genie?" and the magic genie says "of course i am the magic genie- what is your wish?" the guy thinks about it for a minute and says "i want a million bucks" ..the genie snaps his fingers "granted".. then suddenly a million ducks are waddling around the room.. the guy looks around and shakes his head as he walks out of the room..he goes back to the bartender and says "man your genie is messed up.. i asked for a million bucks and he gave me a million DUCKS"...the bartender says "i know man.. you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianist??"

Sk8forMaple · 25-January-03, 08:40 AM

LOL!! Duck that was pretty funny man. lol!

ducati748r · 25-January-03, 10:02 AM

hey i know that genie....
hahahahahahah....

IronSerif · 25-January-03, 11:47 AM

lol that's awsome. Good way to start a saturday mornin lol

BigAkita · 25-January-03, 01:06 PM

I read a funny military joke recently:

A Lieutenant was wanting to make a phone call but didn't have change for the phone. He looked down the hallway and saw a private mopping the floor. He calls out "Private, do you have change for a dollar?" Without looking up the Private responds "Sure do, Buddy." The Lieutenant angrily stalks down the hallway and confronts the Private. "Is that how the Army taught you to talk to an Officer? Let's try this again, do you have change for a dollar?" The Private stood at attention and loudly responds, "No Sir!"

TiZakit · 25-January-03, 01:06 PM

"It was funny as hell..." - Max Payne

abyssling · 25-January-03, 01:30 PM

HAHA BA!!

I could so see that happening. heh. funny stuff

25-January-03, 03:17 AM		#1 (permalink)
DuckWarrior Retired Admin In Charge of Death and Destruction to All those Who Oppose My World known as PimpRig	1am after work funny Skape said I should post this one, so here ya go: So this guy walks into a bar.. and he sees this little man playing piano on the bar and he says to the bartender- "wow! thats so cool, where'd you get him?" and the bartender says "yeah man theres a magic genie in the back room, he'll grant whatever you want" ..so the guy walks into the back room and sees this genie and was like "are you the magic genie?" and the magic genie says "of course i am the magic genie- what is your wish?" the guy thinks about it for a minute and says "i want a million bucks" ..the genie snaps his fingers "granted".. then suddenly a million ducks are waddling around the room.. the guy looks around and shakes his head as he walks out of the room..he goes back to the bartender and says "man your genie is messed up.. i asked for a million bucks and he gave me a million DUCKS"...the bartender says "i know man.. you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianist??"

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25-January-03, 08:40 AM		#2 (permalink)
Sk8forMaple Apex Elite Tech	LOL!! Duck that was pretty funny man. lol!

25-January-03, 10:02 AM		#3 (permalink)
ducati748r Motor Cyc -Hoe	hey i know that genie.... hahahahahahah....

25-January-03, 11:47 AM		#4 (permalink)
IronSerif Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah!	lol that's awsome. Good way to start a saturday mornin lol

25-January-03, 01:06 PM		#5 (permalink)
BigAkita n00b-ass reviewer	I read a funny military joke recently: A Lieutenant was wanting to make a phone call but didn't have change for the phone. He looked down the hallway and saw a private mopping the floor. He calls out "Private, do you have change for a dollar?" Without looking up the Private responds "Sure do, Buddy." The Lieutenant angrily stalks down the hallway and confronts the Private. "Is that how the Army taught you to talk to an Officer? Let's try this again, do you have change for a dollar?" The Private stood at attention and loudly responds, "No Sir!"

25-January-03, 01:06 PM		#6 (permalink)
TiZakit Apex Tech Demi-God	"It was funny as hell..." - Max Payne

25-January-03, 01:30 PM		#7 (permalink)
abyssling Apex Tech Maniac	HAHA BA!! I could so see that happening. heh. funny stuff